Fanfictions Adventures of LRF jr.
A long long time ago, far far away, the legendary Mcmuffin was sealed away, never to be heard of again. Until now…
LRF woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. his parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the great great grandchild of dracula!
So now knowing that LRF was the relative of the great emperor of the darkness, LRF saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was.
But luck would have it that LRF’s best friends WTFFF and Voice doge had heard the news of LRF’s parents and that they had arranged to accompany LRF on his journey to find himself. First stop….the shopping centre!
At the shoppingcenter LRF went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that’s what they’re called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self!
But LRF was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn’t made it any better by LRF suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. LRF was sexkually abused! And now LRF also remembered by who but he didn’t dare to tell WTFFF and Voice doge because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to LRF and why LRF was depressed!
So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, LRF tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence. Because for the first time in LRF’s life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So LRF listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Voice doge’s story.
But it was so difficult because LRF…. really loved Voice doge!
LRF knew these were wrong feelings to have because… younknow, it’s Voice doge and their love would make life very difficult because LRF also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was rapped) and that said that if LRF would ever fall in love with Voice doge, that then Shitlord would find them and kill them!
And as LRF was putting on some new blood red socks that went well with the dark black spiky robes that WTFFF had recommended, LRF suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond ring of Shitlord! He had come to haunt LRF and destroy Voice doge!
Then our gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Shitlord’s forbodding head quarters but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.
LRF thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn’t be too obvious or threatening because then Shitlord’s guards could catch them. But they couldn’t look too mundane because then Shitlord’s guards would never let them in.They couldn’t go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.
No… they had to be clever.
So LRF came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
LRF’s friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
WTFFF knew exactly the best store to go: BloodMart.
So they all went there in the dread of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Voice doge deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Shitlord’s headquarters (but that was ok because WTFFF knew the store owner and she’d be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).
LRF put on nice tight studded leather pantsthat made his trouser lump stand out in an eye-pleasing way. . Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance’s logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because it was the color WTFFF died her hair these days, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something.
WTFFF wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragon tongue that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Voice doge also had cool clothes (A/N but I’m running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it’s an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)
Finally they were ready to face Shitlord!
After quickly taming some nearby lions and riding them they finally arrived at the Shitlord’s secret base. It was the second biggest tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of Shitlord’s fearsome dragon.
No longer owuld it torchture villagers and nibble on cattle. It would finally pay for its crimes !
"GRRRRAAAAAaa!" the dragon shouted. It zoomed around and when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were more awesomeer than that, and with the spell stored inside the Mcmuffin, LRF used his Rage and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The dragon fled and the heroes could get in.
Then at the end of a long stairway, LRF saw Shitlord furnishing an incantation!
Once more LRF unleashed the Rage but it had no use!
"Hahahaha! siad Shitlord. "Yur powers do nothing against my uber-evil. And you don’t even know why…." "Why?" "I’ll tell you why!" says Shitlord with lingering evil in his voice. "It’s because the dragon…. is secretly your father!"
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, Shitlord pointed his hedious finger at LRF and a purple glowing streak of lighte went from his fingertip, onto the LRF.
"Arrggh!" LRF muttered loudly. "Arrthuhgh!"
LRF”! said WTFFF, “Noooo!”
And Voice doge ran towards Shitlord and smacked him in the face. The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, LRF’s dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!
But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dad and flew back home. The end!