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February 14, 2014 8:05 pm
letsreadfanfiction submitted

Something special from me to you. 
P.s. Why isn’t in this the playlist yet?

I shall cherish this forever<3
what song is it

letsreadfanfiction submitted

Something special from me to you. 

P.s. Why isn’t in this the playlist yet?

I shall cherish this forever<3

what song is it

7:26 pm
wtffanfictionvoiced submitted:

These fanfics are bad.Their spelling is too.But the effort is cute.It reminds me of you.
Will you be my valentine, senpai?

wtffanfictionvoiced submitted:

These fanfics are bad.
Their spelling is too.
But the effort is cute.
It reminds me of you.

Will you be my valentine, senpai?

February 5, 2014 4:35 pm
Supermoist. Saving Dessert. Baking things. The Family Business.

Supermoist. Saving Dessert. Baking things. The Family Business.

February 2, 2014 1:58 am

Dear WTFFanfiction: This is the most creative writing I&#8217;ve done in months and it&#8217;s all your fault.
Obviously NSFW.
Link&#8217;s Birthday Surprise
Link and Ganondorf had decided to stop being enemies for no reason except they were both really hot. Link moved in with Ganondorf in the ruins of Hyrule Castle where they lived together and had hot butt sex all the time.
One day it was Link&#8217;s birthday. While he was out riding his horse around for funsies, Ganondorf prepared for Link&#8217;s birthday surprise in the castle: a collection of dragon dildos all wrapped in tissue paper and gay ribbons, and a Betty Crocker Super Moist Funfetti cake with Betty Crocker vanilla frosting. Ganondorf whistled a happy tune, My Chemical Romance&#8217;s “Helena”, while he artfully prepared the cake in his Volvagia-powered oven.
Once the cake was all baked and cooled on the counter, Ganondorf took out his huge sword from its sheath (AN: the sword is his you-know-what and the sheath is his pants) and dipped it into the delicious plastic can of frosting. He heard the door opening just as he was about to spread the frosting onto the cake. Then he got an idea.
Ganondorf hid behind the refrigerator as Link walked into the kitchen.
“Ganondorf my sweet love where are you?” said Link, chagrined that he couldn&#8217;t find his sweet love.
Ganondorf leaped out into view and shouted, “I sure am your sweet love, you little dickens!”
Link&#8217;s eyes were as wide as saucers as he stared at Ganondorf&#8217;s sweet frosted love apparatus. His own Cane of Byrna was getting hard at the sight of it. “Wow it really is my birthday!” he shouted, jumping toward Ganondorf and taking his pants off in one smooth motion. Link got to his knees and slid across the kitchen floor, stopping with his face all up in Ganondorf&#8217;s meaty, green man-flute.
“Oh yeah!” exclaimed Link, drooling a little. “Put all that in my mouth!”
“As you wish, darling!” Ganondorf grabbed a big handful of Funfetti cake and stuffed it into Link&#8217;s waiting mouth, muffling his speech and making his blushing Hylian cheeks puff out with cake. The box had told the truth: that cake was moist as the deepest depths of Zora&#8217;s Domain.
Before Link could react, Ganondorf continued, “Now time for the frosting!” Then he shoved his Wand of Gamelon into Link&#8217;s cake-filled cakehole and fucked it for like an hour straight, all while Link moaned and pumped his own fucksword in his fist.
Before long, Ganondorf pulled his cock out of Link&#8217;s mouth, now covered in spit and frosting and cake and little rainbow candy chips. Link spun around and offered his aft end to Ganondorf&#8217;s mizzenmast.
“Here it comes, baby darling honeycakes!” Ganondorf whispered, shoving his Rod of Seasons into Link&#8217;s Cave of Ordeals. The cake was so moist, Ganondorf&#8217;s boy-thingy slid in and out of Link like Link trying to walk across an icy floor.
Link was nearly screaming, bits of cake and frosting flying out of his mouth like a rainstorm of cake and frosting.
Finally, Ganondorf and Link released their own sticky frosting at the same time, getting their White Bubbles everywhere all over the floor and each other. They collapsed in each others perfect arms and had a perfect moment lying perfectly still. Then Link opened up all of his presents and he loved them and they lived happily ever after.

The end.

Dear WTFFanfiction: This is the most creative writing I’ve done in months and it’s all your fault.

Obviously NSFW.

Link’s Birthday Surprise

Link and Ganondorf had decided to stop being enemies for no reason except they were both really hot. Link moved in with Ganondorf in the ruins of Hyrule Castle where they lived together and had hot butt sex all the time.

One day it was Link’s birthday. While he was out riding his horse around for funsies, Ganondorf prepared for Link’s birthday surprise in the castle: a collection of dragon dildos all wrapped in tissue paper and gay ribbons, and a Betty Crocker Super Moist Funfetti cake with Betty Crocker vanilla frosting. Ganondorf whistled a happy tune, My Chemical Romance’s “Helena”, while he artfully prepared the cake in his Volvagia-powered oven.

Once the cake was all baked and cooled on the counter, Ganondorf took out his huge sword from its sheath (AN: the sword is his you-know-what and the sheath is his pants) and dipped it into the delicious plastic can of frosting. He heard the door opening just as he was about to spread the frosting onto the cake. Then he got an idea.

Ganondorf hid behind the refrigerator as Link walked into the kitchen.

“Ganondorf my sweet love where are you?” said Link, chagrined that he couldn’t find his sweet love.

Ganondorf leaped out into view and shouted, “I sure am your sweet love, you little dickens!”

Link’s eyes were as wide as saucers as he stared at Ganondorf’s sweet frosted love apparatus. His own Cane of Byrna was getting hard at the sight of it. “Wow it really is my birthday!” he shouted, jumping toward Ganondorf and taking his pants off in one smooth motion. Link got to his knees and slid across the kitchen floor, stopping with his face all up in Ganondorf’s meaty, green man-flute.

“Oh yeah!” exclaimed Link, drooling a little. “Put all that in my mouth!”

“As you wish, darling!” Ganondorf grabbed a big handful of Funfetti cake and stuffed it into Link’s waiting mouth, muffling his speech and making his blushing Hylian cheeks puff out with cake. The box had told the truth: that cake was moist as the deepest depths of Zora’s Domain.

Before Link could react, Ganondorf continued, “Now time for the frosting!” Then he shoved his Wand of Gamelon into Link’s cake-filled cakehole and fucked it for like an hour straight, all while Link moaned and pumped his own fucksword in his fist.

Before long, Ganondorf pulled his cock out of Link’s mouth, now covered in spit and frosting and cake and little rainbow candy chips. Link spun around and offered his aft end to Ganondorf’s mizzenmast.

“Here it comes, baby darling honeycakes!” Ganondorf whispered, shoving his Rod of Seasons into Link’s Cave of Ordeals. The cake was so moist, Ganondorf’s boy-thingy slid in and out of Link like Link trying to walk across an icy floor.

Link was nearly screaming, bits of cake and frosting flying out of his mouth like a rainstorm of cake and frosting.

Finally, Ganondorf and Link released their own sticky frosting at the same time, getting their White Bubbles everywhere all over the floor and each other. They collapsed in each others perfect arms and had a perfect moment lying perfectly still. Then Link opened up all of his presents and he loved them and they lived happily ever after.

The end.

January 2, 2014 3:50 am

I did the thing, enjoy before I make a voice post in a few days. 

Fanfictions Adventures of LRF jr. 

A long long time ago, far far away, the legendary Mcmuffin was sealed away, never to be heard of again. Until now&#8230;


LRF woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. his parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the great great grandchild of dracula!

So now knowing that LRF was the relative of the great emperor of the darkness, LRF saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was.

But luck would have it that LRF&#8217;s best friends WTFFF and Voice doge had heard the news of LRF&#8217;s parents and that they had arranged to accompany LRF on his journey to find himself. First stop&#8230;.the shopping centre!

At the shoppingcenter LRF went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that&#8217;s what they&#8217;re called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self!

But LRF was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn&#8217;t made it any better by LRF suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. LRF was sexkually abused! And now LRF also remembered by who but he didn&#8217;t dare to tell WTFFF and Voice doge because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to LRF and why LRF was depressed!

So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, LRF tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence. Because for the first time in LRF&#8217;s life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So LRF listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Voice doge&#8217;s story. 

But it was so difficult because LRF&#8230;. really loved Voice doge!
LRF knew these were wrong feelings to have because&#8230; younknow, it&#8217;s Voice doge and their love would make life very difficult because LRF also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was rapped) and that said that if LRF would ever fall in love with Voice doge, that then Shitlord would find them and kill them!

And as LRF was putting on some new blood red socks that went well with the dark black spiky robes that WTFFF had recommended, LRF suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond  ring of Shitlord! He had come to haunt LRF and destroy Voice doge!

Then our  gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Shitlord&#8217;s forbodding  head quarters but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.  

LRF thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn&#8217;t be too obvious or threatening because then Shitlord&#8217;s guards could catch them. But they couldn&#8217;t look too mundane because then Shitlord&#8217;s guards would never let them in.They couldn&#8217;t go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.
No&#8230; they had to be clever.

So LRF came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
LRF&#8217;s friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
WTFFF knew exactly the best store to go: BloodMart.

So they all went there in the dread of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Voice doge deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Shitlord&#8217;s headquarters (but that was ok because WTFFF knew the store owner and she&#8217;d be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).

LRF put on nice tight studded leather pantsthat made his trouser lump stand out in an eye-pleasing way. .  Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance&#8217;s logo on the back  and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because it was the color WTFFF died her hair these days, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something.
WTFFF wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragon tongue that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Voice doge also had cool clothes (A/N but I&#8217;m running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it&#8217;s an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Shitlord!
 After quickly taming some nearby lions and riding them they finally arrived at the Shitlord&#8217;s secret base. It was the second biggest tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of Shitlord&#8217;s fearsome dragon.
No longer owuld it torchture villagers and nibble on cattle. It would finally pay for its crimes&#160;!

"GRRRRAAAAAaa!" the dragon shouted. It zoomed around and when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were more awesomeer than that, and with the spell stored inside the Mcmuffin, LRF used his Rage and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The dragon fled and the heroes could get in.

Then at the end of a long stairway, LRF saw Shitlord furnishing an incantation! 
Once more LRF unleashed the Rage but it had no use! 

"Hahahaha! siad Shitlord. "Yur powers do nothing against my uber-evil. And you don&#8217;t even know why&#8230;." "Why?" "I&#8217;ll tell you why!" says Shitlord with lingering evil in his voice. "It&#8217;s because the dragon&#8230;. is secretly your father!"
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, Shitlord pointed his  hedious finger at LRF and a purple glowing streak of lighte went from his fingertip, onto the LRF.
"Arrggh!" LRF muttered loudly. "Arrthuhgh!"
LRF&#8221;! said WTFFF, &#8220;Noooo!&#8221;
And Voice doge ran towards Shitlord and smacked him  in the face.  The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, LRF&#8217;s dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dad and flew back home. The end!

I did the thing, enjoy before I make a voice post in a few days. 

Fanfictions Adventures of LRF jr. 

A long long time ago, far far away, the legendary Mcmuffin was sealed away, never to be heard of again. Until now…

LRF woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. his parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the great great grandchild of dracula!

So now knowing that LRF was the relative of the great emperor of the darkness, LRF saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was.

But luck would have it that LRF’s best friends WTFFF and Voice doge had heard the news of LRF’s parents and that they had arranged to accompany LRF on his journey to find himself. First stop….the shopping centre!

At the shoppingcenter LRF went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that’s what they’re called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self!

But LRF was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn’t made it any better by LRF suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. LRF was sexkually abused! And now LRF also remembered by who but he didn’t dare to tell WTFFF and Voice doge because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to LRF and why LRF was depressed!

So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, LRF tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence. Because for the first time in LRF’s life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So LRF listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Voice doge’s story. 

But it was so difficult because LRF…. really loved Voice doge!

LRF knew these were wrong feelings to have because… younknow, it’s Voice doge and their love would make life very difficult because LRF also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was rapped) and that said that if LRF would ever fall in love with Voice doge, that then Shitlord would find them and kill them!

And as LRF was putting on some new blood red socks that went well with the dark black spiky robes that WTFFF had recommended, LRF suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond  ring of Shitlord! He had come to haunt LRF and destroy Voice doge!

Then our  gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Shitlord’s forbodding  head quarters but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.  

LRF thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn’t be too obvious or threatening because then Shitlord’s guards could catch them. But they couldn’t look too mundane because then Shitlord’s guards would never let them in.They couldn’t go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.

No… they had to be clever.

So LRF came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!

LRF’s friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?

WTFFF knew exactly the best store to go: BloodMart.

So they all went there in the dread of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Voice doge deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Shitlord’s headquarters (but that was ok because WTFFF knew the store owner and she’d be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).

LRF put on nice tight studded leather pantsthat made his trouser lump stand out in an eye-pleasing way. .  Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance’s logo on the back  and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because it was the color WTFFF died her hair these days, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something.

WTFFF wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragon tongue that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Voice doge also had cool clothes (A/N but I’m running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it’s an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Shitlord!

 After quickly taming some nearby lions and riding them they finally arrived at the Shitlord’s secret base. It was the second biggest tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of Shitlord’s fearsome dragon.

No longer owuld it torchture villagers and nibble on cattle. It would finally pay for its crimes !

"GRRRRAAAAAaa!" the dragon shouted. It zoomed around and when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were more awesomeer than that, and with the spell stored inside the Mcmuffin, LRF used his Rage and unleashed it upon the dragon!

The dragon fled and the heroes could get in.

Then at the end of a long stairway, LRF saw Shitlord furnishing an incantation! 

Once more LRF unleashed the Rage but it had no use! 

"Hahahaha! siad Shitlord. "Yur powers do nothing against my uber-evil. And you don’t even know why…." "Why?" "I’ll tell you why!" says Shitlord with lingering evil in his voice. "It’s because the dragon…. is secretly your father!"

"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"

"I have turned your father into a dragon!"

"Noooo what have you done?!"

"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"

And with that last sentence, Shitlord pointed his  hedious finger at LRF and a purple glowing streak of lighte went from his fingertip, onto the LRF.

"Arrggh!" LRF muttered loudly. "Arrthuhgh!"

LRF”! said WTFFF, “Noooo!”

And Voice doge ran towards Shitlord and smacked him  in the face.  The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, LRF’s dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dad and flew back home. The end!

December 30, 2013 1:14 pm

I went through a few of your tags, randomly selected a bunch of posts, and strung them all together into a single fic. This was the result. Consider it an early New Year’s gift.
 
[[MORE]]*****
 
Act I
 
It was 1599 and there was poo in the streets. Noises of coitus filled the air. Sherlock was a stunning baritone on normal days, but when aroused his voice became more sensation than sound. It was vibrating cello strings that were dripping with warm chocolate.
 
“I’m here my darling,” he whispered stroking the tortoise. “You look so sexy when you munch on that lettuce.” Clyde looked in to Sherlock’s eyes waiting for the next leaf that would serve as his meal. Looking into the tortoise’s eyes, Sherlock understood his lover’s feelings. Just then, Daniel Drieberg showed up, wearing a pink ballerina outfit. “Hello,” he said, sounding as much like a woman on crack as possible. Sherlock has travelled to the other side of the bed completely, now curled up on John’s side instead, wrapped completely in the sheets like an overly tall British burrito with great hair. Oh fuck, thought John, Sherlock looks like a sex burrito. Suddenly John’s custard stick erupted like a great volcano of doom, releasing its lava all over the townsfolk of Karkat’s nook. It was sicker and burnier than any rap ever spoken/sung/slammed. Dave would be crying if he knew such a beautiful moment had occurred. The waffle iron was practically gagging for it - Loki slammed the top down and eagerly stroked himself as the machine heated up. He rubbed at his balls and imagined how tender the insides of the waffles would be after the expert cooking of the appliance, and then jerked himself harder as he imagined biting down into the crispy outsides of the breakfast food, his gasps and groans getting progressively louder. John seems to have lost his voice entirely. It’s gone. It fled to a land where boners grow on trees and jizzrain makes the assflowers bloom. Sparks flew out of Sherlock’s ass.
 
“Open your legs,” Severus said, with all the passion of a gynecologist. He’s like a fairy cockmother or something. He should order business cards.
 
“Brother,” Thor boomed, “I must copulate with you now!” His eyes connected with Bruce’s, and Bruce swayed over Severus’s bound form, his tan perfectly muscled chest making a reflective mockery of Severus’s sallow scarred toaster rack of a rib cage. Dally grabbed Snape’s dick and threw it out the window. After a few minutes Bruce hops back into the shower and heres a door slam and thinks that Dick left. He starts the show back up and starts to masterbate again. Bruce starts working his hand up and down his dick. Bruce keeps saying, “I am Batman!” over and over again. The anelg stared into his green rapunzel eyes.
 
“Let me tell you something about anal probing.” He said in a voice like wet heaven.
 
Bruce is silent for a long time, his hands hanging heavy and still by his sides. It’s astonishing how much sheer menace he can project just by standing there, breathing, like the carbon dioxide molecules he exhales will float through the gap between them and then perforate John from the inside out until he’s nothing but a deconstructed meat bag of pinpoint holes and shredded protein chains. John just watches him, fascinated, trying to figure out how he does it. Without any warning nor lubrication Jesus pushed the bible into John’s arse. John screamed. His ass was full of bible. Ohhhhhaaaahhhhhngggnnnhhhhhhh.
 
“shit why am i in space.” Jesus wondered. He wiped away a Jewish tear and held his anus in his hand.
 
Harry inhaled Severus’ neck and he let out a sigh of ecstasy. Steve resisted the urge to punch the air in triumph – he’d literally fucked Tony Stark’s brains out. His orgasm exploded so hard that he cried lightning until his vision went white. Hogwarts collapsed after all of there lovemaking and tehy transformed and flew away into the darkness of the night. Every memeber of Dethklok was present; none of them wore pants; and all of them clutched a watermelon that they furiously thrust onto their erect penises. It must be true: they’d finally managed to fuck Starscream stupid.
 
*****
 
Intermission
 
“You can’t keep it a secret much longer, Severus. He’ll find out about you knowing that he knew about you knowing about it.” Sherlock squealed like a warthog getting pummeled in the buttocks by a giraffe.
 
“Oh my sweet lord!” the store clerk exclaimed shrilly, clasping a dramatic hand over his heart. “He’s finally realised, hasn’t he? That he likes cock? That he’s as gay as bottle of air freshener? As queer as a handbag full of rainbows? And now you’re dating him? Am I right?”
 
“Yes, Sir,” said Harry, wondering what the old wizard was going on about. He hoped it wasn’t about socks again. He had received at least three letters about socks from Dumbledore this summer, each one longer than the last. He was beginning to wonder if Dobby had taken over the school.  Apparently Malfoy felt the same way, because Harry caught sight of something he thought he’d never see: Draco fucking a plant as vigorously as he possibly could. 
 
*****
 
Act II
 
That night stalin and hitler had sax. Anal sex. In the butt. A deep, otherworldly voice suddenly spoke, coming from the demonic dick. Hitler had become a Super Saiyan. Holy heroin addicts in Detroit, Batman.
 
"….My NAME is Adolf Hitler, and I am here to devour YOUR SOUL!” Hitler yelled of the top of his extremely evil lungs. 
 
“FUCW YOU.” Doctor screamed.  The reader looked down at their keyboard to see if the letters W and K were close to eachother. They weren’t.
 
“Lol time to die” said Lestrade. His body is a tool, he can change it into anything he desired. He changes his arm to two complex penises. 
 
Matt Smith laughed and took aim “Bullets are cool i shoot bullets now” he laughed.
 
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
 
And with that, Dumbledore turned back to his Lego Hogwarts, accidentally knocking the Lego version of Voldemort off of one of the towers. “Oops. Sorry, Tom.”
 
Before the others had a chance to ask what a wookie was it started raining mutants. First came down a human sized rat with a walking stick. He landed on Frodo and killed him. Then a red clad turtle with a pair of sais came down and landed on Harry, killing him. Aragorn shouted “TO anus on angel!” and lift his sword high as he lead charge of ghoty warrioers to battle aginst the Teletubbies. On the fourth day, Lucifer was vanquished. The four horsemen retreated back into Hades, the cries of the demons were silenced forever and order was restored to the world. God celebrated by purchasing a Slap Chop and spent the evening attacking His food with ninja precision. Marie opened up the gate to Versailles, and let his carriage inside. Ben thrust into her repeatedly until he came and signed his signature on the walls of her uterus as if it was the Declaration of Independence. Air is the element of freedom. Without clothes, we are free. The epic music began to play as America flew through the sky naked with a jetpack spewing napalm from his dong. The other nations scrambled but it was too late because AMERICA FUCK YEAH! Canada then fucked Prussia with his THIRTEEN INCH SAUSAGE. THEN WITH HIS COCK.  
 
*****
 
Epilogue
 
Dean stares.  Sam stares back.  Cas stares at both of them.  There’s a lot of staring.
 
“I’ve been plagued by dreams of you in a cowboy outfit having sexual encounters with farm animals, okay?”
 
Harry’s cow popped out of the barn door and mooed dangerously. 
 
Sam does all sorts of things to the boobies and runs along the wall going “VRooom, Vroooom!” while his hand goes along the wall and feels up hundreds of boobies. He’s pretty sure he just ejaculated brain matter, but whatever. Benedict jumped across the rooftops elegantly like an aerodynamic deer with an owl’s face.
 
“Hello, Sam. I’m God. Would you like a cookie?”
 
Sam grinned like a madman on crack. River twirled like a lady in a fancy tampon commercial. Sherlock’s been turned into a ferret.
 
They banged. The End.

I went through a few of your tags, randomly selected a bunch of posts, and strung them all together into a single fic. This was the result. Consider it an early New Year’s gift.

 

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November 2, 2013 12:32 am
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August 6, 2013 11:37 pm 11:36 pm
The winner was the Slenderman/Applebees one, and it happened to be mine.
Slenderbees is now the official ship of WTF Fanfiction

The winner was the Slenderman/Applebees one, and it happened to be mine.

Slenderbees is now the official ship of WTF Fanfiction

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