WTF Fanfiction

Fandom: Teletubbies/Tweenies crossover.

“Fizz was having a nap when suddenly, Tinky Winky crept inside the makeshift tent and stabbed her with a piece of hardened tubby toast. Her last cries were ‘Killed by a plastic piece of crap!’”

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

“Aragorn shouted “TO anus on angel!” and lift his sword high as he lead charge of ghoty warrioers to battle aginst the Teletubbies.”

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

“Frodo fire laser beem from mech that fry bunches of orks. ‘Saruon is in big tower thing with the flaming eye that really just looks like a vagina on top!’ [—-]  But he had vague bad and efil feeling creepin up his anus, so he know he anus was got for the trust.”

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

“Ugh, he must have walked into 

Mordoor without me!

 Cause Araporn no see Frodo and his mech.

 And that was when Aragorn’s vagina started leeking.”

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

“He piked up Frodo who rode on his back in the mecha as Aragorn shot web from his penis to swing and climb up the tower.”

Fandom: Harry Potter & Teletubbies

“And Snape unclothed himself. His pale shiny penis appeared and all of the Teletubbies got impressed. His nut sack was very white and hairy and exhalled a snake oil parfum essence. Laa-Laa felt a jolt of pleusre down her antenna. “Now boys, do as I do” and them, Snape introducted his wizard wondrous penis inside Laa-Laa. She screamed.”

Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies

“And Snape unclothed himself. His pale shiny penis appeared and all of the Teletubbies got impressed. His nut sack was very white and hairy and exhalled a snake oil parfum essence. Laa-Laa felt a jolt of pleusre down her antenna.”

Fandom: Teletubbies

“‘Po! Hey! Crazy night last night, huh?’ Dipsey shouted, then pinched Po’s fanny. Tinky Winky looked on in jealousy.

Lala was passed out on the coffee table. Mini skirt riding up, showing off some VERY unladylike parts, missing one of her hot pink platform heels, vomit beginning to dry on her lips, and an empty syringe still hanging from her arm. Classy.”

Fandom: Teletubbies

“‘Hey Po, check these out, slut.’ Dipsy said as he showed me his false nails. On each nail there was a letter. All together they spelt ‘Dipsy bitch’. He slowly removed the dildo from his purple ass hole.’Shit, that’s more painful than when I had Barack Obama’s black disco stick in there!’ The red dildo was covered in blood. He jumped off the bed and squeezed my cheeks. Then he placed the blood covered dildo into my mouth. His blood tasted like Bruno Mars’ jizz and candy floss mixed together. I licked my lips.”

Fandom: Harry Potter & Teletubbies
Pairing: Snape/Teletubby 

“Profezro, It aches my skin and negates the maturation you unleash inside my sacred womb.”