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July 22, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Teletubbies
"Dipsy,after hearing the news fell into a deep depression until he couldn’t take it anymore and ended his life by overdosing on sleeping pills."

Fandom: Teletubbies

"Dipsy,after hearing the news fell into a deep depression until he couldn’t take it anymore and ended his life by overdosing on sleeping pills."

May 26, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies


"Tinky Winky was suffering the destiny of those under the yoke of their own expectations. But Snape was wise and appealed: ‘Dipsy, use your bodly fluids to appease the sorrow of your roost companion.’Dipsy them spit on his hand an immense gob of putrid mucus. It was green as his body and full of dancing crawlers that were enjoying the hot abode that was his nostrils."

Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies

"Tinky Winky was suffering the destiny of those under the yoke of their own expectations. But Snape was wise and appealed: ‘Dipsy, use your bodly fluids to appease the sorrow of your roost companion.’Dipsy them spit on his hand an immense gob of putrid mucus. It was green as his body and full of dancing crawlers that were enjoying the hot abode that was his nostrils."

June 27, 2013 3:20 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies
"Snape introducted his wizard wondrous penis inside Laa-Laa. She screamed: ‘AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!’ and a flush of yellow blood got expelled from her now broken hymen. The yeloow blood covered Snake, and he rubbed himself with that sticky liquid. ‘Prodessor’ moaned loudly Laa-Laa, “isn’t this wrong? I’m feeling so dirty." 
'No Laa-Laa, don’t be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!!!' and Snape punch her uterus with his roquefort penis. The Teletubbie girl moans more and smilles her face. Dipsy do the same on Tinky Wonky, puncturing the purple asshole with the green penis he is so proud of. Tinky Winky screams: 'AAAAHHHH! You hurts me my dear friend!!! Stop, I cannot withstand your protuberant obelisk of delectation!'

Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies

"Snape introducted his wizard wondrous penis inside Laa-Laa. She screamed: ‘AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!’ and a flush of yellow blood got expelled from her now broken hymen. The yeloow blood covered Snake, and he rubbed himself with that sticky liquid. ‘Prodessor’ moaned loudly Laa-Laa, “isn’t this wrong? I’m feeling so dirty." 

'No Laa-Laa, don’t be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!!!' and Snape punch her uterus with his roquefort penis. The Teletubbie girl moans more and smilles her face. Dipsy do the same on Tinky Wonky, puncturing the purple asshole with the green penis he is so proud of. Tinky Winky screams: 'AAAAHHHH! You hurts me my dear friend!!! Stop, I cannot withstand your protuberant obelisk of delectation!'

April 18, 2013 7:40 am
Fandom: Teletubbies/Tweenies crossover.
“Fizz was having a nap when suddenly, Tinky Winky crept inside the makeshift tent and stabbed her with a piece of hardened tubby toast. Her last cries were ‘Killed by a plastic piece of crap!’”

Fandom: Teletubbies/Tweenies crossover.

“Fizz was having a nap when suddenly, Tinky Winky crept inside the makeshift tent and stabbed her with a piece of hardened tubby toast. Her last cries were ‘Killed by a plastic piece of crap!’”

March 21, 2013 3:20 pm
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies
“Aragorn shouted “TO anus on angel!” and lift his sword high as he lead charge of ghoty warrioers to battle aginst the Teletubbies.”

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

“Aragorn shouted “TO anus on angel!” and lift his sword high as he lead charge of ghoty warrioers to battle aginst the Teletubbies.”

7:40 am
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies
"Frodo fire laser beem from mech that fry bunches of orks. ‘Saruon is in big tower thing with the flaming eye that really just looks like a vagina on top!’ [—-]  But he had vague bad and efil feeling creepin up his anus, so he know he anus was got for the trust."

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

"Frodo fire laser beem from mech that fry bunches of orks. ‘Saruon is in big tower thing with the flaming eye that really just looks like a vagina on top!’ [—-]  But he had vague bad and efil feeling creepin up his anus, so he know he anus was got for the trust."

March 20, 2013 7:10 pm
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies
“Ugh, he must have walked into 
Mordoor without me!
 Cause Araporn no see Frodo and his mech.
 And that was when Aragorn’s vagina started leeking.”

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

“Ugh, he must have walked into 

Mordoor without me!

 Cause Araporn no see Frodo and his mech.

 And that was when Aragorn’s vagina started leeking.”

3:50 am
Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies
“He piked up Frodo who rode on his back in the mecha as Aragorn shot web from his penis to swing and climb up the tower.”

Fandom: Lord of the Rings/Teletubbies

“He piked up Frodo who rode on his back in the mecha as Aragorn shot web from his penis to swing and climb up the tower.”

February 14, 2013 7:40 am
Fandom: Harry Potter & Teletubbies
"And Snape unclothed himself. His pale shiny penis appeared and all of the Teletubbies got impressed. His nut sack was very white and hairy and exhalled a snake oil parfum essence. Laa-Laa felt a jolt of pleusre down her antenna. "Now boys, do as I do" and them, Snape introducted his wizard wondrous penis inside Laa-Laa. She screamed."

Fandom: Harry Potter & Teletubbies

"And Snape unclothed himself. His pale shiny penis appeared and all of the Teletubbies got impressed. His nut sack was very white and hairy and exhalled a snake oil parfum essence. Laa-Laa felt a jolt of pleusre down her antenna. "Now boys, do as I do" and them, Snape introducted his wizard wondrous penis inside Laa-Laa. She screamed."

September 13, 2012 7:33 am
Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies
"And Snape unclothed himself. His pale shiny penis appeared and all of the Teletubbies got impressed. His nut sack was very white and hairy and exhalled a snake oil parfum essence. Laa-Laa felt a jolt of pleusre down her antenna."

Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies

"And Snape unclothed himself. His pale shiny penis appeared and all of the Teletubbies got impressed. His nut sack was very white and hairy and exhalled a snake oil parfum essence. Laa-Laa felt a jolt of pleusre down her antenna."