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July 22, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
“‘YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! IM A CHRISTIAN.’ The blue hedgehog, known as Ogivile by family Sonic by friends, yelled back at the crowd
'That ploy will not work anymore spawn of SATIN!'”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! IM A CHRISTIAN.’ The blue hedgehog, known as Ogivile by family Sonic by friends, yelled back at the crowd

'That ploy will not work anymore spawn of SATIN!'”

July 9, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"they culd liek kick him or somting but they wer in aw eggcep Shadow cuz he was born from lite an culd stare it in da face wen he wore songlases! He den wiped out his poket an got da 8 chaos emrulds and becam supar shadow! He then puled out 8 chao sguns an flew at the son firin all of dem at once wile and yelling MARISAAAAAA! He then flew in to teh big nachur bawm and ded. "

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"they culd liek kick him or somting but they wer in aw eggcep Shadow cuz he was born from lite an culd stare it in da face wen he wore songlases! He den wiped out his poket an got da 8 chaos emrulds and becam supar shadow! He then puled out 8 chao sguns an flew at the son firin all of dem at once wile and yelling MARISAAAAAA! He then flew in to teh big nachur bawm and ded. "

July 5, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"The rest of the day for Sonic was awful! So bad it was that Sonic went home and went right to the bathroom and took a big poop. It was a mad poop because it went out fast. It shooted out of his butthole so fast that it was like a gun shooting. His poop stunk so much that even the neighbors could smell it and they all had a meeting at night about what to do about it and they decided that they would just put fans on outside and if it really started to smell again they would do something else."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"The rest of the day for Sonic was awful! So bad it was that Sonic went home and went right to the bathroom and took a big poop. It was a mad poop because it went out fast. It shooted out of his butthole so fast that it was like a gun shooting. His poop stunk so much that even the neighbors could smell it and they all had a meeting at night about what to do about it and they decided that they would just put fans on outside and if it really started to smell again they would do something else."

July 1, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"Then got up Rouge, who was holding Knuckles and Knuckles Jr like a sexy pelican carrying two watermelons in its mouth. ‘I am going to miss Sonic so much, said Rouge. He was such a cool and nice guy, with the best morals, and everyone knew his penis was bigger than everyone else’s.’ Rouge was so sex-thinking, but it was O.K. because it is all about saying good things about the dead person at a funeral, and everyone nodded anyway because it was."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"Then got up Rouge, who was holding Knuckles and Knuckles Jr like a sexy pelican carrying two watermelons in its mouth. ‘I am going to miss Sonic so much, said Rouge. He was such a cool and nice guy, with the best morals, and everyone knew his penis was bigger than everyone else’s.’ Rouge was so sex-thinking, but it was O.K. because it is all about saying good things about the dead person at a funeral, and everyone nodded anyway because it was."

June 19, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"Dear Journal, I called the doctor today about a problem. I have a problem with my balls. They are itchy and it is difficult to sit still with them because they are so itchy. I have to back up against stucco surfaces and rub up and down on them to relieve the itchiness. No creams have worked. Creams only make my ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred and I think Amy (my GirlFriend) noticed. I hope my doctor calls. Love, Sonic."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"Dear Journal, I called the doctor today about a problem. I have a problem with my balls. They are itchy and it is difficult to sit still with them because they are so itchy. I have to back up against stucco surfaces and rub up and down on them to relieve the itchiness. No creams have worked. Creams only make my ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred and I think Amy (my GirlFriend) noticed. I hope my doctor calls. Love, Sonic."

June 7, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"Sonic’s Chinese doctor was there too, also. He did not cry because his eyes were too small to let them tears out."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"Sonic’s Chinese doctor was there too, also. He did not cry because his eyes were too small to let them tears out."

June 6, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Bible
“‘OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?’ I hear Satan shout. I open my eyes and stare at the bloody life form being pulled out of my stomach. At first glance it looks like a blue furball, and as I stare longer I notice that it is alive.
I’ve given birth to Sonic the Hedgehog”

Fandom: Bible

“‘OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?’ I hear Satan shout. I open my eyes and stare at the bloody life form being pulled out of my stomach. At first glance it looks like a blue furball, and as I stare longer I notice that it is alive.

I’ve given birth to Sonic the Hedgehog”

June 5, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"Rouge lied down on the ground and they put a curtain around her so no one could really see what was going on because it was gonna be gross. They could see a baby start to come out of her butt and it was crying a lot. Everyone wanted the baby to shut up already because they were just trying to have lunch, but now there is a baby coming out in the lunch room at high school."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"Rouge lied down on the ground and they put a curtain around her so no one could really see what was going on because it was gonna be gross. They could see a baby start to come out of her butt and it was crying a lot. Everyone wanted the baby to shut up already because they were just trying to have lunch, but now there is a baby coming out in the lunch room at high school."

June 4, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: Dangan Ronpa/Sonic the Hedgehog
"Sanic noked on the dor to gundams devil huse. Gangdam opnd the doore and smiled behind his 13 hamsters ‘helo sonic’ he sed with a sebructive grin "ive ben waiting for ur arival" sonic ran so fast inside and sat  on gundams bed and gunmnmnmnmnmnmnmndum looked into his eyez ‘gundamn' sanic said and kissed gundam gundam kissed back hard 'i want to go fas' he admititties and sonic nodded fast. They took off all their cloes except sonic bc hes always naked. Gundam grabed his hard peepee and but it in sonics butt sonic moaned yes”

Fandom: Dangan Ronpa/Sonic the Hedgehog

"Sanic noked on the dor to gundams devil huse. Gangdam opnd the doore and smiled behind his 13 hamsters ‘helo sonic’ he sed with a sebructive grin "ive ben waiting for ur arival" sonic ran so fast inside and sat  on gundams bed and gunmnmnmnmnmnmnmndum looked into his eyez ‘gundamn' sanic said and kissed gundam gundam kissed back hard 'i want to go fas' he admititties and sonic nodded fast. They took off all their cloes except sonic bc hes always naked. Gundam grabed his hard peepee and but it in sonics butt sonic moaned yes”

June 3, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
“‘We are gathered here today to put Sonic into the ground,’ said the funeral man. ‘Sonic died. The other day a security camera in the woods saw Sonic run off a cliff and he fell all the way down and hit the ground at the bottom next to the river. His body got so messed up, he is dead for sure.’”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘We are gathered here today to put Sonic into the ground,’ said the funeral man. ‘Sonic died. The other day a security camera in the woods saw Sonic run off a cliff and he fell all the way down and hit the ground at the bottom next to the river. His body got so messed up, he is dead for sure.’”