WTF Fanfiction

Fandom: Sonic The Hedgehog

“‘It’s been ten years since the World Trade Center was destroyed by hijacked planes on September 11th. 2001. Nearly 3000 people were killed…

… At first I thought eggman was responsible for this, but then I found out it was Al Qaeda’ said Sonic.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“Sonic opened his mouth and chewed on the lunch lady’s vagina really hard like Pac-Man running into the bottom of one of the ghosts nonstop. She was totally quiet while he did this, but she was beating on the ground and making huge holes like meteors and even hit a tree nearby and it broke in half because she was so in love with Sonic’s abilities. Sonic nibbled on her outer vagina and it tasted like a birthday cake. His penis even popped up during this like a meerkat looking out for its family on Meerkat Manor. He kept on going closer into her vagina and making sure to get every part of it on the way down like a window washer in New York City washing windows but instead it was her vagina, so it was sexy. Sonic also kissed and sucked on her vagina like he was trying to appreciate the secret sauce in the lunch lady’s roast beef sandwich without opening the sandwich. Sonic even used his tongue and scooped eggs out of her vagian that were made during the female reproduction process. He kept going further into her vagina until he was able to fit his entire head in.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

”’The limo is broken,’ said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“Shadow keeped empowering his penis with his one hand and he drove faster and more dangerously. Soon his penis was so big he could hardly see in front of him anymore and he was zig-zagging across the street trying to keep both his penis and his car in control. Then he put both hands of his on his penis and made it do all sorts of things until it was done and his penis redecorated the inside of Omega with white curtains…

…’Hey Shadow, thanks for the ride,’ said Silver. ‘Cool curtains you put up.’”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“Sonic moaned homoerotic like as shadow sucked harder”

Fandom: Pokemon/Sonic the Hedgehog

“At this stand point sonic could see the Pikachu was female. Her pink juicy pussy jiggled as she hopped up and down trying to catch the equally beutiful butterfly. Sonic fantasized fucking the pikachu senseless. He imagined grabbing the nicely formed hips of the underaged chu and lick her tight hairless pussy.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“I did as I was told, though I still had a surprised look on my face. Sonic was being forceful… and it was SEXY! I lay there as he slid a second finger in, then a third. I was stretched out, definitely, and after only a moment of Sonic keeping his fingers in, he slammed his erection in with enough force to move the mattress. I moaned loudly as Sonic humped me at a very rapid pace. I was really turned on by Sonic’s dominant nature, almost not wanting him to ever stop, but once I felt that warm spurt inside of me, I was ready for him to stop. And that he did, collapsing onto my body.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)

“First off Sally, Tails is already a deranged motherfucker, there is not really anything I can do about that. Second, you said ‘munch’ and that in and of itself has perverse sexual tie-ins. That’s like me fixing you a popsicle saying ‘are you going to suck this or what?’.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog/Twilight/Other Crossover

“Ed flew into the wall and Shadow guffawed androgynously, but then Ed got up and swung a mighty kick at him and kicked Shadow kicked in the right in the face.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘WHA HO!’ he said loudly ‘Check out those boobies!’”