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Mighty Men Noodle'd

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March 31, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"I’ll have a shower two hours before I leave but right now I’m going to my room and doing some stuff that I don’t want to do in front of you. I’m going to fist my self, try and pee in my mouth and try to eat my own shit. Thanks for everything you have done farther says Sally. Sally heads off to her room and leaves a note on the door. The note is covered in cum."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"I’ll have a shower two hours before I leave but right now I’m going to my room and doing some stuff that I don’t want to do in front of you. I’m going to fist my self, try and pee in my mouth and try to eat my own shit. Thanks for everything you have done farther says Sally. Sally heads off to her room and leaves a note on the door. The note is covered in cum."

March 27, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"Sonic gets sick a few weeks after being saved from Eggman and the others find out that Eggman got him pregnant"

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"Sonic gets sick a few weeks after being saved from Eggman and the others find out that Eggman got him pregnant"

March 16, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: Sonic/Final Fantasy 7
""i had enough of the dumbasses over at the freedom force tree’ rouge sed ‘soild snake was all over me as usual and silver was acting gayer than usual’ ‘dont get me stared on Tales! he thinks hes in charge! and wont stop g!oing on about he ex sonic frend!’ I was going to go crazy!’
'Better off crazy then DEAD!!!' screamed Seperoth and he killed her”

Fandom: Sonic/Final Fantasy 7

""i had enough of the dumbasses over at the freedom force tree’ rouge sed ‘soild snake was all over me as usual and silver was acting gayer than usual’ ‘dont get me stared on Tales! he thinks hes in charge! and wont stop g!oing on about he ex sonic frend!’ I was going to go crazy!’

'Better off crazy then DEAD!!!' screamed Seperoth and he killed her”

March 5, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
”’look at that heghog, hes blue!’ they chanted ‘ive never seen a hegdhog that was blue before!’ Sonic heard the loud voices yelling inside his head and he started running away from them. NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME I AM A HERO DONT YOU REMEMBER?” Sonic yelled after he awoke from his daydream or maybe it was really a nightmaer. He had been getting them constantly ever since that incidant wihch depressed him and made him loose his past cool persona and gav him a darker edge”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

”’look at that heghog, hes blue!’ they chanted ‘ive never seen a hegdhog that was blue before!’ Sonic heard the loud voices yelling inside his head and he started running away from them. NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME I AM A HERO DONT YOU REMEMBER?
” Sonic yelled after he awoke from his daydream or maybe it was really a nightmaer. He had been getting them constantly ever since that incidant wihch depressed him and made him loose his past cool persona and gav him a darker edge”

February 26, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Mirror’s Edge/Sonic the Hedgehog
“‘Alright.’ Faith said. ‘Now it’s your turn.’ Faith held up a strap-on.
'You want to fuck my ass?' Sonic asked.
'No… not exactly.' Faith wore the strap-on and started to penetrate Sonic's urethra with it.
'Augh!' Sonic said in pain. 'This hurts!'
'Don't worry, you'll like it after a while.' The penetration became even deeper. Soon, Faith was putting the entire length of the strap-on down Sonic's cock. And lo and behold, Sonic was enjoying it. Faith soon took the strap-on out of Sonic's cock, which caused another burst of cum to spurt out, as a moan came out of him at the same time.”

Fandom: Mirror’s Edge/Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘Alright.’ Faith said. ‘Now it’s your turn.’ Faith held up a strap-on.

'You want to fuck my ass?' Sonic asked.

'No… not exactly.' Faith wore the strap-on and started to penetrate Sonic's urethra with it.

'Augh!' Sonic said in pain. 'This hurts!'

'Don't worry, you'll like it after a while.' The penetration became even deeper. Soon, Faith was putting the entire length of the strap-on down Sonic's cock. And lo and behold, Sonic was enjoying it. Faith soon took the strap-on out of Sonic's cock, which caused another burst of cum to spurt out, as a moan came out of him at the same time.”

February 18, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Sonic
“There was singing and songs but otherwise it was just like the Christmas Story always was. Mary got a letter from an angel saying she was going to have a baby, but she did not want to have the baby at home because the King would not let babies vote, so Mary and Joseph rode bikes all the way from London to Jerusalem. When they got to there, the hospital was full, so they went to a barn and had the baby in there, and it turned out to be the legendary hero Jesus.”

Fandom: Sonic

“There was singing and songs but otherwise it was just like the Christmas Story always was. Mary got a letter from an angel saying she was going to have a baby, but she did not want to have the baby at home because the King would not let babies vote, so Mary and Joseph rode bikes all the way from London to Jerusalem. When they got to there, the hospital was full, so they went to a barn and had the baby in there, and it turned out to be the legendary hero Jesus.”

January 25, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: iCarly/Sonic the Hedgehog
“‘Sam, get up here!’ Carly yelled.
'Coming!' Sam came up to the iCarly studio. 'What?'
'Look who commented on iCarly,' Carly said.
Sam looked over at the profile. ‘Sonic the Hedgehog, no way!’
'Yeah way,' Freddie said. 'Look at his comment!' He pressed the back button and it took the screen back to the comment.
Sam read, ‘Hey. I’m a long-time fan of iCarly It’d be awesome if me and a couple friends could be on the show! Answer back ASAP. Signed, Sonic the Hedgehog’! You weren’t kidding!’”

Fandom: iCarly/Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘Sam, get up here!’ Carly yelled.

'Coming!' Sam came up to the iCarly studio. 'What?'

'Look who commented on iCarly,' Carly said.

Sam looked over at the profile. ‘Sonic the Hedgehog, no way!’

'Yeah way,' Freddie said. 'Look at his comment!' He pressed the back button and it took the screen back to the comment.

Sam read, ‘Hey. I’m a long-time fan of iCarly It’d be awesome if me and a couple friends could be on the show! Answer back ASAP. Signed, Sonic the Hedgehog’! You weren’t kidding!’”

January 17, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog/NiGHTS into Dreams
“‘Ow!’ said Knux, after landing roughly on his rump in next Tuesday.
He stood up, brushed off his rear, straightened his dreadlocks, updated his calendar, and looked around.
Next Tuesday was a rather different place from where he had just previously been in the present. Firstly, there was a large, spooky castle on the horizon. Secondly, there were strange, chubby fairies floating around everywhere. And, thirdly and most bizarrely, a bodiless jester in a cape with a box of mashed potato mix, a strangely deformed dark tiger with a canteen of syrup stuffed in its mouth, a gaggle of monkeys, and roughly two metric tons of popcorn were all about to crash into him.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog/NiGHTS into Dreams

“‘Ow!’ said Knux, after landing roughly on his rump in next Tuesday.

He stood up, brushed off his rear, straightened his dreadlocks, updated his calendar, and looked around.

Next Tuesday was a rather different place from where he had just previously been in the present. Firstly, there was a large, spooky castle on the horizon. Secondly, there were strange, chubby fairies floating around everywhere. And, thirdly and most bizarrely, a bodiless jester in a cape with a box of mashed potato mix, a strangely deformed dark tiger with a canteen of syrup stuffed in its mouth, a gaggle of monkeys, and roughly two metric tons of popcorn were all about to crash into him.”

December 8, 2013 7:10 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"Shadow laughed and black birds flew above outside like planes running up high with invisible legs."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"Shadow laughed and black birds flew above outside like planes running up high with invisible legs."

December 7, 2013 7:40 am
Fandom: Supernatural/Sonic the Hedgehog/Dangan Ronpa
“‘Naegi, you look kinda lonely. Care to join us?’ Sam said, as Sonic slowly began removing his pants. Sonic’s big, fluffy hands began jerking sam’s Wriggling Meat Stick. It felt so good.
Sonic took off his swimtrunks, and used a combination of seaweed and seawater to lubricate his huge, blue, magic orgasm machine. Naegi quickly removed his pants, and the currently loved Sam paused for a moment to lubricate his own meat stick as well. The young Naegi was new to this. This was a new feeling for him, but he needed more than the feeling of a slimy disgusting bang hammer thrusting itself into his bootyhole. He needed more. He looked at Toast-chan.
'B-be gentle senpai…' Toast-chan said, and Naegi thrust his mini-man into the toast.”

Fandom: Supernatural/Sonic the Hedgehog/Dangan Ronpa

“‘Naegi, you look kinda lonely. Care to join us?’ Sam said, as Sonic slowly began removing his pants. Sonic’s big, fluffy hands began jerking sam’s Wriggling Meat Stick. It felt so good.

Sonic took off his swimtrunks, and used a combination of seaweed and seawater to lubricate his huge, blue, magic orgasm machine. Naegi quickly removed his pants, and the currently loved Sam paused for a moment to lubricate his own meat stick as well. The young Naegi was new to this. This was a new feeling for him, but he needed more than the feeling of a slimy disgusting bang hammer thrusting itself into his bootyhole. He needed more. He looked at Toast-chan.

'B-be gentle senpai…' Toast-chan said, and Naegi thrust his mini-man into the toast.”