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January 10, 2013 10:24 pm

Fic Challenge: The Scientist of St. Johns

courage86:

Title: The Scientist of St. Johns

Original fiction, rated T for Teen

Author’s note: I got fifty words even.  If you see your word, give a cheer!  Thanks for the work you guys!  It was definitely a challenge to fit them all in.  Much love!

Summary: Missing Persons Officer Beyonce Fierce Hummel Wazowski comes to the small town of St. Johns, where the center of the investigation seems to be. 

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January 9, 2013 4:22 pm
rightnipplefreckle:

I HAVE 577 DESTIEL FANFICTIONS BOOKMARKED
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

rightnipplefreckle:

I HAVE 577 DESTIEL FANFICTIONS BOOKMARKED

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

(Source: angolras, via ohlookacannibal)

January 7, 2013 4:23 pm
deadhusbandisland:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

punk-in-park-zoos:

norma-bara:

pinkpressthreat:

Grief-stricken homeless man seeks public’s help after his dog stolenCarl McDonald may be homeless, but his dog Scooby is his family and his life-saver in more ways than one. But now someone has stolen his 4-year-old Australian Kelpie away from him. Just before Christmas, the dog he calls “his daughter” was stolen while he slept.Carl was sleeping on the streets of Oxford, England, on the porch of St. Gile’s Church in the city centre and when he woke to find her gone. The Australian Kelpie was last seen lying next to him. Carl said he was sure Scooby was stolen because the lead which hadn’t been attached to her collar was also gone, as well as some dog treats and £38 which had been in his hat. Now that she’s gone he said he doesn’t know what to do. He told the Oxford Mail, “Dogs are everything when you are homeless. They keep you going and listen to you when you have no one to talk to.” He added, “I can’t sleep without her, it’s messing me up to be honest. It feels like someone has stolen my kid. I don’t know what I might do to myself really, I can’t live without her. She was like my daughter.”A homeless man’s beloved dog was stolenCarl has had Scooby since she was just 4-weeks-old when a friend gave her to him. He bottle-fed her as a puppy. Carl, 43 said he owes his life to Scooby after she saved him from a fire in an apartment last year. He recounts how last year she saved his life when an apartment he was staying at caught on fire. “Someone had left a candle on and the flat caught fire. She woke me up and dragged me to the door. I didn’t know where it was because of all the smoke.”He has a friend, Mandy Aitbaha, who is helping him search for Scooby by putting up posters.Mandy always stops to chat to Carl and say hello to Scooby while she shops. She’s noticed the effect Scooby’s theft has had on Carl. “I’m really worried about him, he’s depressed and without that dog he is suicidal. I always see them together, he loves that dog.”She said, “When I saw him a few days ago after Scooby went missing his head was down and he was crying. I couldn’t see Scooby so I knew something was wrong. He has been dealt a rough hand of cards as it is. His words to me were that he is staring death in the face so we really have to find her.”Volunteers for Dog Lost, a national website which tries to track down missing dogs, has been helping with the search for Scooby.Thames Valley Police spokesman Rhianne Pope confirmed Scooby was reported missing on December 19 and had not yet been found. She said Scooby’s disappearance was being treated as a theft. The Australian Kelpie which is primarily brown with a white blaze across her chest and was taken from Carl on December 19, 2012 from the St. Gile’s Church at 10 Woodstock Rd. If you have any information on Scooby’s disappearance contact Dog Lost or Thames Valley Police.Please reblog here, post to facebook (by clicking on photo) and anywhere else you think can make a difference ;) 


another photo of scooby



If any of our followers from around that area know anything or have their suspicions, please give your local police a call. Even if you’re not 100% sure, I’d bet Carl would be grateful you tried

This is actually heart breaking, how could anyone do something so awful? I really hope he finds Scooby.

deadhusbandisland:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

punk-in-park-zoos:

norma-bara:

pinkpressthreat:

Grief-stricken homeless man seeks public’s help after his dog stolen

Carl McDonald may be homeless, but his dog Scooby is his family and his life-saver in more ways than one. But now someone has stolen his 4-year-old Australian Kelpie away from him. Just before Christmas, the dog he calls “his daughter” was stolen while he slept.

Carl was sleeping on the streets of Oxford, England, on the porch of St. Gile’s Church in the city centre and when he woke to find her gone. The Australian Kelpie was last seen lying next to him. Carl said he was sure Scooby was stolen because the lead which hadn’t been attached to her collar was also gone, as well as some dog treats and £38 which had been in his hat. Now that she’s gone he said he doesn’t know what to do. 

He told the Oxford Mail, “Dogs are everything when you are homeless. They keep you going and listen to you when you have no one to talk to.” He added, “I can’t sleep without her, it’s messing me up to be honest. It feels like someone has stolen my kid. I don’t know what I might do to myself really, I can’t live without her. She was like my daughter.”

A homeless man’s beloved dog was stolenCarl has had Scooby since she was just 4-weeks-old when a friend gave her to him. He bottle-fed her as a puppy. Carl, 43 said he owes his life to Scooby after she saved him from a fire in an apartment last year. He recounts how last year she saved his life when an apartment he was staying at caught on fire. “Someone had left a candle on and the flat caught fire. She woke me up and dragged me to the door. I didn’t know where it was because of all the smoke.”

He has a friend, Mandy Aitbaha, who is helping him search for Scooby by putting up posters.

Mandy always stops to chat to Carl and say hello to Scooby while she shops. She’s noticed the effect Scooby’s theft has had on Carl. “I’m really worried about him, he’s depressed and without that dog he is suicidal. I always see them together, he loves that dog.”

She said, “When I saw him a few days ago after Scooby went missing his head was down and he was crying. I couldn’t see Scooby so I knew something was wrong. He has been dealt a rough hand of cards as it is. His words to me were that he is staring death in the face so we really have to find her.”

Volunteers for Dog Lost, a national website which tries to track down missing dogs, has been helping with the search for Scooby.

Thames Valley Police spokesman Rhianne Pope confirmed Scooby was reported missing on December 19 and had not yet been found. She said Scooby’s disappearance was being treated as a theft. 

The Australian Kelpie which is primarily brown with a white blaze across her chest and was taken from Carl on December 19, 2012 from the St. Gile’s Church at 10 Woodstock Rd. If you have any information on Scooby’s disappearance contact Dog Lost or Thames Valley Police.

Please reblog here, post to facebook (by clicking on photo) and anywhere else you think can make a difference ;) 

image

another photo of scooby

If any of our followers from around that area know anything or have their suspicions, please give your local police a call. Even if you’re not 100% sure, I’d bet Carl would be grateful you tried

This is actually heart breaking, how could anyone do something so awful? I really hope he finds Scooby.

(via pixelnuggets)

January 5, 2013 3:50 am

jennally:

quinzycobweb:

fefairi:

himapapaftw:

LISTEN HERE WRITERS OF SMUT

IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER YOURE WRITING TWO GUYS HAVING SEX OR A GUY AND A GIRL OR TWO CHICKS

IF SOMEONE IS GETTING FRICKED UP THE BUTT

YOU NEED TO USE LUBE

AND ONLY USE LUBE YOU CANT USE ICE CREAM OR SHAMPOO OR W/E YOURE THINKING OK LUBE

GREASE THE GEARS OR THE TRAIN AIN’T GOING IN THAT TUNNEL!!!

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We don’t want this to happen, do we?

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January 2, 2013 10:54 pm

natasi:

initialsckn5:

ishipthat:

mincepiesandbowties:

THIS GIRL IS TUMBLR PERSONIFIED

holy shit you weren’t kidding

And she’s from

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MARRY ME

(via ohlookacannibal)

December 30, 2012 1:06 pm
TUMBLR, WHY ARE YOU NOT ON THIS YET?

jackpowerx:

riyoyukai:

thelogicalsong:

There is a petition on Whitehouse.gov that will restrict congressmen and senators salaries to $75,000 a year for the next THREE YEARS to pay off the deficit! It needs 20,919 signatures, And it’s still under 5,000

HELP GET THIS DONE!

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

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(via wtffanfiction)

December 29, 2012 10:12 pm
TUMBLR, WHY ARE YOU NOT ON THIS YET?

jackpowerx:

riyoyukai:

thelogicalsong:

There is a petition on Whitehouse.gov that will restrict congressmen and senators salaries to $75,000 a year for the next THREE YEARS to pay off the deficit! It needs 20,919 signatures, And it’s still under 5,000

HELP GET THIS DONE!

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

image

(via thebluestockingest)

December 27, 2012 7:10 pm

kermit-the-frog:

tennasea:

i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment 

You think this is a fucking game

(Source: sharmelshack, via hyalei)

December 26, 2012 9:58 pm

patafreakingflafla:

wtffanfiction:

Okay if anyone’s curious, I just bought myself a life size Kili cut out. Madness will ensue when he arrives.

where can i purchase this omg

eBay! They also have Thorin and a few others

(Source: wtffanfiction, via greedypansexual)

December 24, 2012 3:22 pm

officervakarian:

Your daily alert that Mass Effect 1 and 2 are only $10 on steam for the both of them right now this offer ends in like 36 hours or something idk

(Source: kianalvane, via wrathe)