"Pushing in as hard as he could, he released the contents of his Pokétestes inside of Misty soaking vag.
'HOLY FUCK!' Misty blurted at the top of her lungs. Asherpie removed himself slowly from Misty and began to slowly change back into Ash. 'Oh my God, Ash. How were you able to do that?'
'Well,' Ash started to explain 'I went to go use the bathroom in the woods last night. While I was squatting, a Ditto appeared out of nowhere and climbed into my ass. Since then, I’ve had the power to transform into any pokémon AND person.'”