Office by Alex Penny
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Mighty Men Noodle'd
Fandom: Naruto
“Thankfully Ino placed a special jutsu to protect her from pregnancy. She felt Naruto’s seed coat her insides and it kept coming. Shit, he was like a goddamn hose.”
Fandom: Naruto
“‘How do you know how big they are?’ Naruto asked slightly curious.
‘Duh, I peeked on them when they took a piss. What kind of girl do you take me for” Ino said with a hint of irritation in her voice.’”
Fandom: Naruto
“‘Why aren’t we at the bar yet?’ Kakuzu grumbled, to no one in particular. ‘Because Leader-sama had to go steal a new car. The last one is still in the impound lot from our last trip to the pub’ Sasori replied flatly.”
Fandom: Naruto/Politics
“Romney was 72.3% surprised at this statement. The other 27.7% was hunger.”
Fandom: Naruto
“‘Uh, well..I brought something for you to…pee on.’
‘Eh? Pee on? Why would I pee on something?’
‘For a pregnancy test.’
‘Are you crazy Sakura-chan? How could I be pregnant? You do realize I’m a man right? I think you’ve been hanging out with Sai too much lately.’ Naruto laughed, shaking his head. He couldn’t believe that Sakura actually thought he could possibly be pregnant!”
Fandom: Naruto
“Minato tilts his head curiously as he watches, groaning with pleasure and putting his hands on the back of her head. His arms suddenly disappear. He glances down to see that his legs just disappeared. She sucks harder and his head and main body disappears, leaving his long wet penis.”
Fandom: Naruto
“Then Choji walked back from the bathroom, ‘What? Someone looking for me?’
‘GIVE ME YOUR TITS!’
Then Sakura cut off Choji’s moobs.
‘These are a trophy! I shall wear them with pride!’ Sakura then stitched the moobs to her chest.
‘Ha! I have boobs now! LOVE ME!’”
Fandom: Naruto
“Naruto breathed a sigh of relief as the curtain dropped for the first intermission. He found himself fumbling in his pocket for a can of his fix, only to remember too late it wouldn’t be there. ‘Stupid intervention,’ he muttered to himself, drumming his fingers on the edge of his clipboard. ‘And before opening night, too! I picked a bad time to stop eating Play-Doh…’”
Fandom: Naruto
“‘So full.’ sasuke said as his stomach distorted full of naruto’s kyuubi chakra infested sperm.”
Fandom: Naruto (Naruto/Sasuke)
“‘N-naruto wait I-i dont bottom!’ sasuke said. ‘Well you do now.’ naruto said as he pressed on sasuke’s sweet spot.”