Office by Alex Penny
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Mighty Men Noodle'd
Fandom: Hetalia (UkUs)
“insert the pensi and orgnaism!”
Fandom: Temple Run
“I had the Idol and that was all I cared about. Until the giant gorillas started chasing me. I ran, I ran so fast, I just kept running and running and running and jumping and sliding and running and running and sliding and running and jumping and running and running and running and jumping and sliding and running and running and sliding and running and jumping and…”
Fandom: Supernatural
“The erotic impulses of his vessel still mystify him, much like Dean’s sexual preference for calling Castiel ‘baby’ while he penetrates him. Dean had assured him he did not find infants sexually arousing, although he had quibbled over whether he found his car erotically enticing.”
Fabdom: Hetalia
“Ludwig complimented Chris on his wonderfully graceful peeing. Chris said thank you. Because that is the polite thing to say.”
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“On the bed, Sherlock has insinuated a spit-slick finger behind him and is stroking it over the soft skin behind his balls. It’s easy to imagine it’s Other Sherlock, because his fingers would feel exactly like this.”
Fandom: Sesame Street/Twilight
“Fine, fine. Stay with Mr. Sparklycock. But tell him honestly that he needs to work on his technique.”
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog/Twilight/Other Crossover
“Ed flew into the wall and Shadow guffawed androgynously, but then Ed got up and swung a mighty kick at him and kicked Shadow kicked in the right in the face.”
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)
“And then Vulcan goes up in space dust. The first thing Jim thinks is SHIT SHIT SHIT RUN HOLY FUCK IS THAT SPOCK SPOCK IS OLD SHIT SHIT RUN RUN RUN OH MY GOD IT’S A CRAZY SCOTTISH DUDE RUN RUN OW OW OW THROAT OW GET THE ANGRY SPOCK OFF MY THROAT OKAY THANKS SHIT SHIT SHIT RUN OH HELL FUCK.”
Fandom: Teen Wolf
“Scott was still Stiles’s best friend since second grade, and he got that sometimes a guy needed to chuck balls at his friend’s face.”
Fandom: Supernatural
“The hue of the man’s eyes was brighter than any neon sign or that of a green beer bottle sitting in the sun’s rays. They burned like two jade flares.”