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Mighty Men Noodle'd
"I had the Idol and that was all I cared about. Until the giant gorillas started chasing me. I ran, I ran so fast, I just kept running and running and running and jumping and sliding and running and running and sliding and running and jumping and running and running and running and jumping and sliding and running and running and sliding and running and jumping and…"
"The erotic impulses of his vessel still mystify him, much like Dean’s sexual preference for calling Castiel ‘baby’ while he penetrates him. Dean had assured him he did not find infants sexually arousing, although he had quibbled over whether he found his car erotically enticing."
"On the bed, Sherlock has insinuated a spit-slick finger behind him and is stroking it over the soft skin behind his balls. It’s easy to imagine it’s Other Sherlock, because his fingers would feel exactly like this."
"And then Vulcan goes up in space dust. The first thing Jim thinks is SHIT SHIT SHIT RUN HOLY FUCK IS THAT SPOCK SPOCK IS OLD SHIT SHIT RUN RUN RUN OH MY GOD IT’S A CRAZY SCOTTISH DUDE RUN RUN OW OW OW THROAT OW GET THE ANGRY SPOCK OFF MY THROAT OKAY THANKS SHIT SHIT SHIT RUN OH HELL FUCK."