WTF Fanfiction

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Bring us some pancakes and strawberry jam!’” ordered Harry.

‘Yes, sir!’ said Dobby and vanished, reappearing a few seconds later with a jar of jam and a plate stacked with pancakes. Harry grabbed the jar and poured the jam on Slughorn’s anus, pushing some in with his fingers. Putting the jar aside, he rolled a pancake into a tube, dipped it in Slughorn’s jam-filled orifice and took a bite.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Right now, his arse was hot enough to fry an egg, should Snape have wanted an egg fried on such a luscious arse.”

Fandom:  Harry Potter

“Sirius frowned. ‘That’s just cruel.’

‘That’s our policy, sir,’ Greg answered happily.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“It was so warm, and so tight, that Severus thought he was going to catch on fire. The cock ring almost wasn’t enough to keep him from coming. He pulled out carefully, then sunk back in, pushing his cock in a little deeper. On the next thrust, he sunk all the way in. Little Harry was shifting and crying under him.

‘Hush, little one. This makes me happy. You make me happy like this. Isn’t that good?’ Severus asked, knowing the question wasn’t a fair one to ask a six-year-old.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Sweet kitten, how like your namesake you are.’ Slick fingers slid through my entrance while his thumb rubbed behind my balls, making me shiver with need. ‘So hot inside, you should be the one who channels fire, little princess.’

I laughed with him. ‘Oh no, Uncle John, you’re the one who pours liquid fire into me every time you take me. Love it when your seed races through me, looking for my womb and the eggs hidden there.’”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Excuse me,’ Voldemort said politely, peeling himself away from my grasp, and he turned aside and puked very genteelly all over the grass.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Voldemort vanished my private parts, and I responded with the first spell that came to mind, which was the Bat-Bogey Hex. This resulted in chaos as he crashed round the house trying to claw the bats out of his face, and I followed him while shouting at him to give my bits back; and he finally Restored them with very ill grace and things went kind of back to normal.”

Shipshaming: a horrible fan-made comic
by Random Troll
fandom: wtffanfiction
rating: its awful
warning: author is an asshat

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Stop whining and suck my cock’ Sirius told the twelve year old./And Ginny opened her eager mouth to do as she was told./Even with his face in Regulus’ arse, his moans were loud and long./All went well until the time he sounded his brother’s schlong./Regulus had long been dead but here just for the night./His skin was peeling all around but his slit was nicely tight./Sirius worked in the rod down the length of the cock/But when he tugged it back the whole dick pulled right off.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘You still look lovely,’ Severus said truthfully. ‘Now what can I do for you?’
‘Actually, I wanted to talk to you about pregnancy,’ Hermione offered.”