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July 27, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Miss Granger tripped and fell on my genitals, and I was merely helping her off of them. Fetch us some cooking oil while I attempt to dislodge her, there’s a good lad."

Fandom: Harry Potter

"Miss Granger tripped and fell on my genitals, and I was merely helping her off of them. Fetch us some cooking oil while I attempt to dislodge her, there’s a good lad."

July 5, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings
"The waiter, spilled Harrr’ys milkjshake all over Harry’s naked body and Goyl and Crabbe and Frodo and Sam all licke d it off then Harry spermed again."

Fandom: Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings

"The waiter, spilled Harrr’ys milkjshake all over Harry’s naked body and Goyl and Crabbe and Frodo and Sam all licke d it off then Harry spermed again."

July 4, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Jeffry said ‘Open wide here comes the choo-choo’ and Crabe thought it tasted so good but not like a train. It tasted like a penis."
(Note: “Jeffry” is the name of the author)

Fandom: Harry Potter

"Jeffry said ‘Open wide here comes the choo-choo’ and Crabe thought it tasted so good but not like a train. It tasted like a penis."

(Note: “Jeffry” is the name of the author)

July 1, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Harry said, ‘Ron, you are yaoi with me now and we will erotic to the end of time as a power couple of uke and seme! You will calm my sexy beastrapes and I will give you something to suck!’"

Fandom: Harry Potter

"Harry said, ‘Ron, you are yaoi with me now and we will erotic to the end of time as a power couple of uke and seme! You will calm my sexy beastrapes and I will give you something to suck!’"

June 14, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘AAHHHH, it’s hurting!!!’'Don't be afraid, you are recieving the power of Mecha Wolf!!!!' and BRROOOOMMMM, all went white and fumes. Hermione fell on the ground, breathing fast and confused.'Now my child, you have a new name. You are called by the name your father wanted to you. You now shall be called: Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors.'”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘AAHHHH, it’s hurting!!!’

'Don't be afraid, you are recieving the power of Mecha Wolf!!!!' and BRROOOOMMMM, all went white and fumes. Hermione fell on the ground, breathing fast and confused.

'Now my child, you have a new name. You are called by the name your father wanted to you. You now shall be called: Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors.'”

June 9, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
“Then, as Hagrid was about to cum, Dobby realized another problem with their love. However, it was too late, as Hagrid cummed into Dobby, filling him with his flood of love, and making his stomach bloat outward, as if he was pregnant or something. Hagrid relaxed and withdrew from dobby, causing a quart of manjuice to come out. Dobby was tired, and fell asleep in Hagrid’s hairy loving arms.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Then, as Hagrid was about to cum, Dobby realized another problem with their love. However, it was too late, as Hagrid cummed into Dobby, filling him with his flood of love, and making his stomach bloat outward, as if he was pregnant or something. Hagrid relaxed and withdrew from dobby, causing a quart of manjuice to come out. Dobby was tired, and fell asleep in Hagrid’s hairy loving arms.”

7:40 am
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Hagrid reached over for his other wand, and said ‘engorgio ass hole’
Dobby was suddenly struck with the oddest feeling he had ever felt. Suddenly his love hole was massive!
'Now that's a wee bit better' said Hagrid, and he then lowered Dobby onto his throbbing manstick. Even with teh spell, it barely fit inside.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

"Hagrid reached over for his other wand, and said ‘engorgio ass hole’

Dobby was suddenly struck with the oddest feeling he had ever felt. Suddenly his love hole was massive!

'Now that's a wee bit better' said Hagrid, and he then lowered Dobby onto his throbbing manstick. Even with teh spell, it barely fit inside.”

May 26, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies


"Tinky Winky was suffering the destiny of those under the yoke of their own expectations. But Snape was wise and appealed: ‘Dipsy, use your bodly fluids to appease the sorrow of your roost companion.’Dipsy them spit on his hand an immense gob of putrid mucus. It was green as his body and full of dancing crawlers that were enjoying the hot abode that was his nostrils."

Fandom: Harry Potter/Teletubbies

"Tinky Winky was suffering the destiny of those under the yoke of their own expectations. But Snape was wise and appealed: ‘Dipsy, use your bodly fluids to appease the sorrow of your roost companion.’Dipsy them spit on his hand an immense gob of putrid mucus. It was green as his body and full of dancing crawlers that were enjoying the hot abode that was his nostrils."

May 25, 2014 5:14 pm
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Request: A Reading of Harry Potter Becomes a Communist

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Please consider doing a reading of the first chapter of the fan fiction masterpiece, Harry Potter Becomes a Communist.

You can read along with this work of art here.

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May 10, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: Harry Potter
"She eased it roughly inside, four inches, five inches, six…soon, almost half the broomstick was inside."

Fandom: Harry Potter

"She eased it roughly inside, four inches, five inches, six…soon, almost half the broomstick was inside."