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Mighty Men Noodle'd
Fandom: Doctor Who
“The doctor took a deep breath before shuffling to the door, but his rock hard bladder made it hard for him to move and not wet himself.”
Shipshaming: a horrible fan-made comic
by Random Troll
fandom: wtffanfiction
rating: its awful
warning: author is an asshat
Fandom: Doctor Who/Gintama
“‘Yeah,’ Argent said, ‘only considering that I’m speaking perfect English right now and we’ve never been dubbed in that, there’s a 100% chance that the state we’re presently in is a non-canonical production. Which means the universe we made it back to wouldn’t be your real one, no matter how convincing it seemed. And however unstable this universe is, you don’t even want to imagine the place we’d end up. We could very well be damned to WiP hell, and that’s if we’re lucky…’
‘…We’re speaking Japanese now,’ the Doctor said carefully.
‘Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that. The point is, this universe is my universe, and okay, it’s crazy as hell, but it’s the one I belong in.’”
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘I don’t,” Harry argued, wishing he could move - fight back or something. ‘I want David Tennant! He’s the Doctor! He won’t make me do anything immoral!’ Harry paused. ‘Or Matt Smith,’ he conceded finally. ‘Not as handsome, but we can make it work.’”
Fandom: Doctor Who
“Then River like appearified and screamed because everyone was dead but then she had a heart attack and died but no one was sad because she sucks and everyone hates her.”
Fandom: Doctor Who
“‘Ride me you slut,’ he demanded.
‘Yes sir’”
Fandom: Doctor Who
“Doctor Who got out his sonic screwdriver flamethrower gun AK-47 and said “LETS KILL THESE BITCHES” it had a banana on it and he was wearing a sexy blue sparkly tuxedo that said I LOVE NIPPON on the back beause steven Harper renamed Japan to Nazi Germany”
Fandom: Doctor Who
“The doctor jumped up and handed her the umbrella, even with his semi-erect cock exposed he was straight back to work and even with her face drenched in cum she pulled the ladder down; they had a world to save after all.”
Fandom: Doctor Who
“This is a tech manual. This is a tech manual for sex.”
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
“He murmured, and nibbled, and pushed his tongue insistently against the parted seam of Ianto’s lips, restlessly working his mouth open— and then heard himself grunt when all at once Ianto sucked his tongue inside.It was like licking an electric fence.”