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March 4, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Doctor Who 
"the Doctor’s hands moved to cup the smooth globes of Turlough’s backside"

Fandom: Doctor Who 

"the Doctor’s hands moved to cup the smooth globes of Turlough’s backside"

January 15, 2014 1:48 pm
Monica's Ultimate Collection of Shitty Fics by PajamaSecrets

Contains copious crack pairings, nakedness, canola oil, and butts. You have been warned.

Meant to be shitty and humorous. If you take this seriously, you need to re-evaluate your life choices.

This is the ‘Implied Thranduil/Miley Cyrus’ one!

December 5, 2013 11:21 am
Fandom: Doctor Who
“The Doctor began to glow yellow. He took a new form, a new personality, a new life. He now had gigantic boobs like Pamela Anderson. In fact, he WAS a pair of boobs.”

Fandom: Doctor Who

“The Doctor began to glow yellow. He took a new form, a new personality, a new life. He now had gigantic boobs like Pamela Anderson. In fact, he WAS a pair of boobs.”

November 12, 2013 10:28 pm
Fandom: Doctor Who
"I’m flattered to know you kept me in your TARDIS not so much a companion as an overcomplicated vibrator."

Fandom: Doctor Who

"I’m flattered to know you kept me in your TARDIS not so much a companion as an overcomplicated vibrator."

August 28, 2013 3:51 am
Fandom: Doctor Who
“‘There is secret also…’ say Rose, ‘I am a Dalek!!!’
And Rose danubed herself into a Dalek.
'Is deciet!' shout the Doctor, 'Why Rose? WHY MUCH DALEK????'!
'Because Time Lord is no good,' say Rose, 'You can no control the time, is my time now, and with that, I make my farewell!'”

Fandom: Doctor Who

“‘There is secret also…’ say Rose, ‘I am a Dalek!!!’

And Rose danubed herself into a Dalek.

'Is deciet!' shout the Doctor, 'Why Rose? WHY MUCH DALEK????'!

'Because Time Lord is no good,' say Rose, 'You can no control the time, is my time now, and with that, I make my farewell!'”

August 27, 2013 7:50 am
Fandom: Doctor Who/Homestuck/RPF
"Matt Smith laughed and took aim ‘Bullets are cool i shoot bullets now’ he laughed."

Fandom: Doctor Who/Homestuck/RPF

"Matt Smith laughed and took aim ‘Bullets are cool i shoot bullets now’ he laughed."

August 18, 2013 11:30 am
Fandom: Doctor Who
"The Doctor’s mouth and tongue feel no different from a woman’s – cooler at first, perhaps, but warming quickly. He takes in Einstein’s cock, wiggling his tongue along the underside in short strokes, and Einstein sucks in a breath when the Doctor retracts to pay close attention to the head. An electric pulse spikes through Einstein’s cock, hardening him further, while the Doctor makes a satisfied chuckle and draws Einstein back in."

Fandom: Doctor Who

"The Doctor’s mouth and tongue feel no different from a woman’s – cooler at first, perhaps, but warming quickly. He takes in Einstein’s cock, wiggling his tongue along the underside in short strokes, and Einstein sucks in a breath when the Doctor retracts to pay close attention to the head. An electric pulse spikes through Einstein’s cock, hardening him further, while the Doctor makes a satisfied chuckle and draws Einstein back in."

7:40 am
Fandom: Doctor Who/The Land Before Time
“‘Turn around,’ said the Doctor reassuringly. He refrained from making a joke about the tree tasting even worse in a few seconds. Then he picked up the tree and, with great effort, shoved it up the dinosaur’s arse.
'Ooh!' cried Littlefoot. 'Oh that feels…different!'”

Fandom: Doctor Who/The Land Before Time

“‘Turn around,’ said the Doctor reassuringly. He refrained from making a joke about the tree tasting even worse in a few seconds. Then he picked up the tree and, with great effort, shoved it up the dinosaur’s arse.

'Ooh!' cried Littlefoot. 'Oh that feels…different!'”

August 16, 2013 3:50 am
Fandom: Doctor Who
"So the Doctor had sex with Time Herself. In all three positions."

Fandom: Doctor Who

"So the Doctor had sex with Time Herself. In all three positions."

August 14, 2013 7:10 pm
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts/Doctor Who
”’Xigbar honey PUSH!’ Luxord says
'What do you think I'm doing?' Xigbar says angrily
'I can see a lantern?' Luxord says looking confused. After a few minutes a police box appears 'Let's call it Tardis'
'Let's' Suddenly a man opens the door of the Tardis
'Hi I'm the Doctor and how did this happen?'
THE END!”

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts/Doctor Who

”’Xigbar honey PUSH!’ Luxord says

'What do you think I'm doing?' Xigbar says angrily

'I can see a lantern?' Luxord says looking confused. After a few minutes a police box appears 'Let's call it Tardis'

'Let's' Suddenly a man opens the door of the Tardis

'Hi I'm the Doctor and how did this happen?'

THE END!”