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Psssst you guys should submit a lot of stuff because Im going on a cruise on Monday, and I dont want...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:56:00 -0400

Psssst you guys should submit a lot of stuff because Im going on a cruise on Monday, and I dont want to leave this blog emtpy for 5 days with no posts to keep it company

Fandom: Balto “After some more minutes, the gander reached...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:50:22 -0400

Fandom: Balto

“After some more minutes, the gander reached his point of no return, exactly timed with Stella’s own orgasm. Fluids washed around Boris’s cock, he could feel it precisely, and that triggered his biggest orgasm, even bigger than the one before. Several new records in waterfowl sex were established on that night. If this had been witnessed by other fowl, it certainly would’ve been storied and passed from generation to generation.”

Fandom: Homestuck “Eventually, Dirk (or what was left of him),...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:10:21 -0400

Fandom: Homestuck

“Eventually, Dirk (or what was left of him), moved into Jake’s colon. It dried him off and put him into a compact lump. All excepting the shades which couldn’t quite be compacted into it, even the bones. It was almost like the shades where Dirks last stubborn protest against Jake’s body. Jake’s bile had stained everything (except for the shades) green. Even a trickster’s digestive track is abnormal. Dirk’s remains where almost like a green cake with a pair of shades.”

Fandom: Avengers/RPF “And then, giving no warning, Loki let his...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:20:25 -0400

Fandom: Avengers/RPF

“And then, giving no warning, Loki let his bladder go.

His aim was true and nearly all of the pale liquid arced into Tom’s mouth. Some few droplets fell short or overshot, leaving glistenings of liquid dotting his face and chest.”

Fandom: Eurovision “Lena smiled happily, finding out that she...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:30:48 -0400

Fandom: Eurovision

“Lena smiled happily, finding out that she was a robot built by the British government to win the Eurovision song contest had not changed her outlook on life one bit.”

Fandom: Eurovision “‘The Lord has possesed Josh with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:40:34 -0400

Fandom: Eurovision

“‘The Lord has possesed Josh with the devil’s soul as punishment for the sins of the Serbians!’” she yelled, waving her Bible around.”

Fandom: Eurovision “Yet he still attempted to play their song on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:50:55 -0400

Fandom: Eurovision

“Yet he still attempted to play their song on this strange hammer-piano.”

Well, the tags Im going to use are tw, kink, and content warning, whichever ones are applicable to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:26:00 -0400

Well, the tags Im going to use are tw, kink, and content warning, whichever ones are applicable to the post. Because Dirk crawling through Jake’s colon and getting turned to poo is fucking digusting but not necessarily triggering

yaoiyaoidaze answered your question: Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are… ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:20:26 -0400

yaoiyaoidaze answered your question: Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are…

maybe put a kink warning on it, like kink:watersports or something like that

Boom

Winner winner chicken dinner

prismaticpastry answered your question: Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are… ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:19:07 -0400

prismaticpastry answered your question: Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are…

“oh god ew” warning?

Ive seriously considered that before

Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are well, triggering. But sometimes I get submissions...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:16:29 -0400

Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are well, triggering. But sometimes I get submissions that need some kind of warning, like I just queued one that involved urination, and I think that kind of thing should be tagged. I dont necessarily think urination is “tw worthy,” but I still think it needs something. Should I start using like ‘archive warnings’ or something?

> “Fandom: Eurovision”

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:59 -0400

> “Fandom: Eurovision”

Fandom: Doctor Who “The doctor took a deep breath before...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:50:17 -0400

Fandom: Doctor Who

“The doctor took a deep breath before shuffling to the door, but his rock hard bladder made it hard for him to move and not wet himself.”

Fandom: Bible “das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:10:33 -0400

Fandom: Bible

“das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said ‘bby, r u redy?’

‘no’

dam gasped and crid very hrd ‘y u do dis to me, bby gurl?’

Lilith say: ‘I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate’

‘but I wnt to be dinomate’ adam crid evin hrder.

‘no’”

Fandom: PewDiePie/Cry “Pewdie didn’t want to go slow, but knew...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:20:25 -0400

Fandom: PewDiePie/Cry

“Pewdie didn’t want to go slow, but knew he had to, otherwise he’d injure cry. He eased himself into his partner, and stopped when he was halfway in. God Cry was so damn tight! He had to be a virgin…. Well… at least to anal sex.”

Fandom: My Little Pony/Avengers Crossover “Suddenly, the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:30:25 -0400

Fandom: My Little Pony/Avengers Crossover

“Suddenly, the doors of the living room burst open, and from it stepped in a soaked, butt-naked Tony Dash.

‘Guys, look!’ Tony Dash said ‘I have another finger in between my legs, but I don’t know how to make it move’ Dash stopped what she was saying when she saw Nick Fury on the screen ‘Is that a pirate?’

‘What? No, I’m not a pirate!’”

Fandom: Supernatural “Dean undid Castiel’s jeans and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:40:31 -0400

Fandom: Supernatural

“Dean undid Castiel’s jeans and slipped them down along his slender hips, his fingers brushing against the soft flesh there. Castiel’s proud manhood—

No.

Castiel’s quivering member—

Yeah, no.

Castiel’s vulnerable man-reaction—

Um, definitely not.”

Fandom: Bee Movie “Barry placed two pairs of his legs on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:50:28 -0400

Fandom: Bee Movie

“Barry placed two pairs of his legs on her shoulders. “Are you ready?’

‘Yes.’

He slowly slid into her, waiting a moment to let her get used to it. This was something neither of them had done before, yet he knew what to do. ‘Are you okay?’ he asked.

‘Yes, yes, I’m okay.’

Little by little, he pushed deeper, and Belinda gasped. ‘I’m alright,’ she assured him. ‘Keep going…’ And he kept going. He quickened his pace, his frantic buzzing mixing with Belinda’s as they grew closer and closer to climax.

Finally, they finished together, screaming loud enough for the whole hive to hear. Neither one of them cared.

Barry pulled out, rolling on to his back.

‘Oh, buzz,’ Belinda sighed, ‘that was great. I can’t wait until tomorrow night.’

‘About that,’ Barry buzzed softy. ‘This may come as a shock, but-‘

Suddenly his dick exploded, spattering bits of squishy honeybee flesh all over the bedroom.”

Fandom: Harry Potter “‘Bring us some pancakes and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:45:15 -0400

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Bring us some pancakes and strawberry jam!’” ordered Harry.

‘Yes, sir!’ said Dobby and vanished, reappearing a few seconds later with a jar of jam and a plate stacked with pancakes. Harry grabbed the jar and poured the jam on Slughorn’s anus, pushing some in with his fingers. Putting the jar aside, he rolled a pancake into a tube, dipped it in Slughorn’s jam-filled orifice and took a bite.”

Who keeps writing this Balto porn? I am horrified.

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:33:18 -0400

Thats a good question and one Id like to know the answer to