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September 24, 2013 7:10 pm
Fandom: Eragon
"Eragon didn’t think he could handle Murtagh’s sword. It was so big. Yes he was content with his sword, but sometimes he was jealous that he couldn’t handle his sword as well as Murtagh could. Murtagh was a sword master. Much like Brom had been. But Brom’s sword wasn’t as big as Murtagh’s. He didn’t think he’d be able to handle his sword if it was as big as Murtagh’s.
One time Murtagh did allow him to handle his sword. It was a large and impressive weapon. Eragon liked the way it felt in his hands. So solid and thick and heavy. Sometimes he dreamed of handling Murtagh’s sword.”

Fandom: Eragon

"Eragon didn’t think he could handle Murtagh’s sword. It was so big. Yes he was content with his sword, but sometimes he was jealous that he couldn’t handle his sword as well as Murtagh could. Murtagh was a sword master. Much like Brom had been. But Brom’s sword wasn’t as big as Murtagh’s. He didn’t think he’d be able to handle his sword if it was as big as Murtagh’s.


One time Murtagh did allow him to handle his sword. It was a large and impressive weapon. Eragon liked the way it felt in his hands. So solid and thick and heavy. Sometimes he dreamed of handling Murtagh’s sword.”

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