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September 21, 2013 3:50 am
Fandom: Shrek/Wonder Woman
“‘Now Diana, Sit on my powerful oak tree. You will never fell another penis more natural and fibrous than this.’
'Shrek, your dick is decomposing, how do you suppose to please me like that?'
'It's not decomposition, it's just my lube. It's made of dead squirrels and racoon carrion.'”

Fandom: Shrek/Wonder Woman

“‘Now Diana, Sit on my powerful oak tree. You will never fell another penis more natural and fibrous than this.’

'Shrek, your dick is decomposing, how do you suppose to please me like that?'

'It's not decomposition, it's just my lube. It's made of dead squirrels and racoon carrion.'”

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    Sad thing is, it actually would be in-character for Shrek to make lube out of something that gross. But still, what the...
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