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September 15, 2013 11:30 am
Fandom: Jesus/Hitler
"Jesus broke off the kiss. ‘Hitler I - I don’t know if I can do this. It feels so good, so right, but I’m afraid. I’ve never been with another man before.’ ‘I’ve never been with a man, either, Jesus. I’m scared, just like you are, but we can’t let our fears rule us! I love you, Jesus. Do you love me?’ Hitler’s eyes had tears in them. Jesus smiled. ‘Yes, Hitler. I love you.’ They embraced. Again, they kissed passionately. Hitler continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Hitler lowered his head to Christ’s stiff member and caught Christ’s sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Hitler rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Hitler’s mouth, and he didn’t care."

Fandom: Jesus/Hitler

"Jesus broke off the kiss. ‘Hitler I - I don’t know if I can do this. It feels so good, so right, but I’m afraid. I’ve never been with another man before.’ ‘I’ve never been with a man, either, Jesus. I’m scared, just like you are, but we can’t let our fears rule us! I love you, Jesus. Do you love me?’ Hitler’s eyes had tears in them. Jesus smiled. ‘Yes, Hitler. I love you.’ They embraced. Again, they kissed passionately. Hitler continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Hitler lowered his head to Christ’s stiff member and caught Christ’s sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Hitler rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Hitler’s mouth, and he didn’t care."

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