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Mighty Men Noodle'd

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July 16, 2013 11:30 am
Fandom: Winnie the Pooh/Need for Speed (Most Wanted 2012)
“‘No… I can’t. I don’t want to. I’m not that kinda guy. I’m not some loser who fucks his car because he can’t get some real pussy.’ But then he thought about his car. The car was a supercar, capable of so many things. He thought about how he’s currently driving a car that costs more money than a medium-sized house. He thought about the car’s smooth, sleek curves, its sexy color, the strong, capable engine… ‘My god.’ Rabbit said. ‘Why should I feel shame? Why should I feel bad for wanting to make love to such a beautiful, luxurious, high-class car such as this? Why should I?’”

Fandom: Winnie the Pooh/Need for Speed (Most Wanted 2012)

“‘No… I can’t. I don’t want to. I’m not that kinda guy. I’m not some loser who fucks his car because he can’t get some real pussy.’ But then he thought about his car. The car was a supercar, capable of so many things. He thought about how he’s currently driving a car that costs more money than a medium-sized house. He thought about the car’s smooth, sleek curves, its sexy color, the strong, capable engine… ‘My god.’ Rabbit said. ‘Why should I feel shame? Why should I feel bad for wanting to make love to such a beautiful, luxurious, high-class car such as this? Why should I?’”

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