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Mighty Men Noodle'd

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June 6, 2013 3:50 am
Fandom: Winnie the Pooh/Need for Speed (Most Wanted 2012)
“‘Yeah, I figured it out myself. I was so horny. I needed something. Little did I know that this car right here would give me more pleasure that the best vagina in the world. I was so nervous. I thought no one else did it. I thought I would be seen as some car-fucking creep.’ said Piglet. ‘But I guess… I’m not the only one.’
‘Nope, not at all. You should tell Pooh about it. Lord knows he’s in dire need of some pleasure. It’s like Eeyore and him switched personalities when they joined the Fairhaven Most Wanted. I blame his sexual frustration.’ said Tigger.”

Fandom: Winnie the Pooh/Need for Speed (Most Wanted 2012)

“‘Yeah, I figured it out myself. I was so horny. I needed something. Little did I know that this car right here would give me more pleasure that the best vagina in the world. I was so nervous. I thought no one else did it. I thought I would be seen as some car-fucking creep.’ said Piglet. ‘But I guess… I’m not the only one.’

‘Nope, not at all. You should tell Pooh about it. Lord knows he’s in dire need of some pleasure. It’s like Eeyore and him switched personalities when they joined the Fairhaven Most Wanted. I blame his sexual frustration.’ said Tigger.”

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