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Mighty Men Noodle'd

November 24, 2012 3:50 am
Fandom: Harry Potter “‘Hermione what in Merlin’s name are you doing with Malfoy?!’ I was so shocked to see her with ferret ‘I happened to be on a study date with my boyfriend!’ she spat at me. We didn’t want people to overhear so she whisper shouted at me like I did to her. ‘Excuse me, I hate to interrupt this little fight but if you can obviously not tell you are making my girlfriend upset so I would so kindly ask you to GTFO Weasley!’ Malfoy was as angry as Hermione at this point.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Hermione what in Merlin’s name are you doing with Malfoy?!’ I was so shocked to see her with ferret

‘I happened to be on a study date with my boyfriend!’ she spat at me. We didn’t want people to overhear so she whisper shouted at me like I did to her.

‘Excuse me, I hate to interrupt this little fight but if you can obviously not tell you are making my girlfriend upset so I would so kindly ask you to GTFO Weasley!’ Malfoy was as angry as Hermione at this point.”

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    him and KISSED him. KISSED MALFOY THE FERRET. He looked stunned...Hermione, now his
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