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Mighty Men Noodle'd

September 1, 2012 7:30 am
Fandom: Harry Potter “Rain began to fall over Hogwarts. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the towers looking down. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to himself. Why won’t you give me a chance? The hat was having his first feelings for someone other than himself, and he didn’t like it one bit. He looked down at the ground far below him. He hopped up on one of the tower railings. ‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. ‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Rain began to fall over Hogwarts. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the towers looking down. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to himself. Why won’t you give me a chance? The hat was having his first feelings for someone other than himself, and he didn’t like it one bit. He looked down at the ground far below him. He hopped up on one of the tower railings.

‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end.

A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed.

‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”

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