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May 5, 2012 9:47 pm
Fandom: Rick Santorum
“Rick bent over and took off his pants. His 4.2 inch meager meat pole flopped about in the air like a wet noodle, with his balls bouncing like Michael Jordan was slapping them against the court. His asshole was like a brown vagina. It’s immense ridges and mountains were as large as Mount Everest, and ridges as deeps as the Mariana Trench.”

Fandom: Rick Santorum

Rick bent over and took off his pants. His 4.2 inch meager meat pole flopped about in the air like a wet noodle, with his balls bouncing like Michael Jordan was slapping them against the court. His asshole was like a brown vagina. It’s immense ridges and mountains were as large as Mount Everest, and ridges as deeps as the Mariana Trench.”

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    I’M SO WET RIGHT NOW
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