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Mighty Men Noodle'd

April 28, 2012 1:10 am
Fandom: Twilight “I thrust faster and faster, riding his joy pole like it is the first day at the fair, I can see the lust and excitement etched on his face, and he can see my fun bags bouncing up and down to the rhythm of our thrusts and they are finally too much, and his holy wand of man juice is called upon to expel its life starting fluid deep into my hearth. (I quietly pray, however, that I took the pill of life denial this morning)”

Fandom: Twilight

“I thrust faster and faster, riding his joy pole like it is the first day at the fair, I can see the lust and excitement etched on his face, and he can see my fun bags bouncing up and down to the rhythm of our thrusts and they are finally too much, and his holy wand of man juice is called upon to expel its life starting fluid deep into my hearth. (I quietly pray, however, that I took the pill of life denial this morning)”

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    how beautiful
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    stamped on the back DENIED!
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    birth control pills as “pills...denial” forever after
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    AND THIS WAS MY TROLL FIC BTW. SO PROUD
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    I didn’t know that Bella Swan kept a diary of these things.
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    WAS EATING FOOD BUT...CAN’T ANYMORE OH GOD WHY DOES THIS EXIST
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    life denial. Fun bags. Holy...juice. 306% done.
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