moriartystayingalive: This guy on OKCupid was bothering me, but I didn't want to just block him without making him suffer a little, so I sent him quotes from this site, and he freaked out so badly he said he started crying and then me to stop sending him things. It was beautiful.
this is amazing
Anonymous: john sucks on sherlocks balls before going lower. sherlock doesnt know what rimming is and is confused until he feels john giving the consulting butthole wet lil kisses and then when his tongue thrusts inside sherlock moans so loudly mrs hudson nearly calls the yard
i’m gonna cry