yugimew: anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. look at me still talking when there's science to do, when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you, I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive
gtfo of my inbox glados
shinymudkip: The metal prongs dug into my porous flesh as I silently screamed in agony. They burrowed into my left tearing the sinews of flour sugar and egg from my vanilla torso, ripping off a glistening chunk of pastry. I couldn't believe he was eating me. That fucking smart ass piece of shit genie. All I said was "I wish you would make me a nice moist cake"
oblivionkeyblade: The door opens, and the woman with the orange jumpsuit walks in. "Oh, baby, I've been waiting for this..." She looked upon the cake on the table. She rubbed her hand over the top of the cake, tracing its candles with her finger. "What do you think baby?" She asked. "That bitch won't leave us alone..." Her mouth made contact with the cake as she began kissing it almost non-stop. She whispered to the cake's frosting, "Oh, you're super moist..." After an hour of rigorous love-making.
en-shaedn: Moist cake? NO. Mocked cake. Sad cake. Angry cake. Cake that rose above humble origins and became better. Angrier. Cake that killed his oppressors. Cake driven mad by injustices in the world. Cake waiting to kill again.
this wins the cake
okay bbys im really tired so i promise tomorrow ill post more of the smfc
sockpuppetkingdom: 2day wuz a gr8 day. i baked a cake!!! it wuz blud red velvet cake wiv blacckkk iceningening! it wuz s00per miost, mostly becuz i baked it wiv tha tearz of gerad way. wen tha cake got out of the oven, i was sad because i could never bake a cake so perfect ever again, and i slit my wrists a bit. the smell of the cake attracted ewdard clulen, darco, nad sohaodw the hedgogge. all four of us had a threesome while eating the cake. the end
2goldensnitches: "¡Invocaré la tarjeta trampa 'pastel húmedo y aireado!" grita Yami. "¡Noooooo! ¡Repostería perfecta! ¡Mi única debilidad!" Pegasus ruge encolerizado y se convierte en un rico pastel húmedo y aireado.
hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower