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August 14, 2014 8:43 pm
Fandom: Steven Universe
“‘Oh, Garnet!’ Pearl screamed as she felt Garnet penetrating her cervix. ‘Yes, Garnet! Yes, yes, right there!’ The white Gem clenched her teeth, suppressing a moan as she experienced an orgasm coming through her. She fastened herself to her lover’s wide hips as her insides felt all shuddery and loose. Pearl then cried out in such pleasure, ‘Mm, oh yes, harder! Harder! Harder, better, faster, stronger!’ while Garnet continued to thrust into her. After about twenty minutes of nothing but fucking and orgasms, Garnet let out an audible groan and came about as much as five and a half pints inside of her lover.”

Fandom: Steven Universe

“‘Oh, Garnet!’ Pearl screamed as she felt Garnet penetrating her cervix. ‘Yes, Garnet! Yes, yes, right there!’ The white Gem clenched her teeth, suppressing a moan as she experienced an orgasm coming through her. She fastened herself to her lover’s wide hips as her insides felt all shuddery and loose. Pearl then cried out in such pleasure, ‘Mm, oh yes, harder! Harder! Harder, better, faster, stronger!’ while Garnet continued to thrust into her. After about twenty minutes of nothing but fucking and orgasms, Garnet let out an audible groan and came about as much as five and a half pints inside of her lover.”

8:03 pm
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
“‘Okay my deer love! and Cloud grabs boobs again. Tifa is starting to lactate, but eause they are in outer space, the milk frozes instantly.
'Cloud, my lover, do you want milk popcycle?'
'Yes, I’ll suck till your boobies cum another time.' so clloud starts sucking tifa milk, and she gets wetter and wetter.”

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII

“‘Okay my deer love! and Cloud grabs boobs again. Tifa is starting to lactate, but eause they are in outer space, the milk frozes instantly.

'Cloud, my lover, do you want milk popcycle?'

'Yes, I’ll suck till your boobies cum another time.' so clloud starts sucking tifa milk, and she gets wetter and wetter.”

August 13, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Hetalia (Iceland/Refrigerator)
"His fingers brushed against the white door lightly, sensually. Was it creepy to love this man-made box so? He couldn’t think so. If a man could waver another man’s heart, so could this thing waver his. Who cared if it was creepy? It could just be between him and the fridge."

Fandom: Hetalia (Iceland/Refrigerator)

"His fingers brushed against the white door lightly, sensually. Was it creepy to love this man-made box so? He couldn’t think so. If a man could waver another man’s heart, so could this thing waver his. Who cared if it was creepy? It could just be between him and the fridge."

August 11, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Attack on Titan
"As soon as we arrived near our designated location, we became much more cautious and carefully stealthed our way closer to the building."

Fandom: Attack on Titan

"As soon as we arrived near our designated location, we became much more cautious and carefully stealthed our way closer to the building."

3:20 pm
Fandom: My Little Pony
“‘Mac! Please cum in me, I can’t take any more.’ On command, the red pony humped like a machine, his well-lubed dick working like a piston in the steam engine of love.”

Fandom: My Little Pony

“‘Mac! Please cum in me, I can’t take any more.’ On command, the red pony humped like a machine, his well-lubed dick working like a piston in the steam engine of love.”

11:30 am
Fandom: The Lion King
"I mmmmm ,at Simba struggling body ,as I tasted his lovely face, as I gulp pushing him down to my stomach. Zira ,Sarabi and Nala came over,chuckling ,I was surprise by Sarabi reaction to her son being vored. But getting licked from all 3 of them on my balls ,made me carry on sending Simba to his doom."

Fandom: The Lion King

"I mmmmm ,at Simba struggling body ,as I tasted his lovely face, as I gulp pushing him down to my stomach. Zira ,Sarabi and Nala came over,chuckling ,I was surprise by Sarabi reaction to her son being vored. But getting licked from all 3 of them on my balls ,made me carry on sending Simba to his doom."

7:40 am
Fandom: Gravity Falls
"After a few seconds, Dipper and Mabel stopped what they were doing. They heard fapping sounds outside the outhouse. Dipper slowly opened the door, and Stan shoved his dick in the doorway. ‘Have any room for one more?’ he asked. Then he saw who it was."

Fandom: Gravity Falls

"After a few seconds, Dipper and Mabel stopped what they were doing. They heard fapping sounds outside the outhouse. Dipper slowly opened the door, and Stan shoved his dick in the doorway. ‘Have any room for one more?’ he asked. Then he saw who it was."

3:50 am
Fandom: EXO/Justin Bieber
"Living it up to Joonie turned out to be getting the invite to one of Jay Park’s parties. A party that THE Justin Bieber would be attending. (EXO is still contemplating whether or not he made a deal with the Devil). Jay Park parties are for people with swag. Joonmyun has S.W.A.G.  Slippery Wet Ass Goat. What does that mean? No fucking idea, but a slippery wet ass goat should not be at a Jay Park party."

Fandom: EXO/Justin Bieber

"Living it up to Joonie turned out to be getting the invite to one of Jay Park’s parties. A party that THE Justin Bieber would be attending. (EXO is still contemplating whether or not he made a deal with the Devil). Jay Park parties are for people with swag. Joonmyun has S.W.A.G.  Slippery Wet Ass Goat. What does that mean? No fucking idea, but a slippery wet ass goat should not be at a Jay Park party."

August 10, 2014 11:18 pm

Fan Fiction Is Bad - Mu Phi Epsilon pledge class recital (inspired by this blog; submitted by thecommonchoirnerd)

this is amazing

August 5, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Sesame Street
“‘CEEEEE! Is for Crap!’ The Monster exclaimed as his steady stream of brown nuggets (each the size of a his fist) dropped onto her chest, and slid up into her face, streaking and marking her where they touch.”

Fandom: Sesame Street

“‘CEEEEE! Is for Crap!’ The Monster exclaimed as his steady stream of brown nuggets (each the size of a his fist) dropped onto her chest, and slid up into her face, streaking and marking her where they touch.”