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July 5, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings
"The waiter, spilled Harrr’ys milkjshake all over Harry’s naked body and Goyl and Crabbe and Frodo and Sam all licke d it off then Harry spermed again."

Fandom: Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings

"The waiter, spilled Harrr’ys milkjshake all over Harry’s naked body and Goyl and Crabbe and Frodo and Sam all licke d it off then Harry spermed again."

7:40 am
Fandom: Berserk/Disney
"The light is not done yet, it pools around Guts and Casca, and another form takes place between them. It is Goofy! He materialises, kissing Guts in the lips, while Casca kisses his ass! Goofy is confused by this, but reciprocates the kiss, while unleashing his bowels, making Casca devour his ricy cholera diarrhea!"

Fandom: Berserk/Disney

"The light is not done yet, it pools around Guts and Casca, and another form takes place between them. It is Goofy! He materialises, kissing Guts in the lips, while Casca kisses his ass! Goofy is confused by this, but reciprocates the kiss, while unleashing his bowels, making Casca devour his ricy cholera diarrhea!"

3:50 am
Fandom: Attack on Titan
"In the cottage surrounded by lustful garden, Levi was caring for Erwin, an terminal burnt patient."

Fandom: Attack on Titan

"In the cottage surrounded by lustful garden, Levi was caring for Erwin, an terminal burnt patient."

July 4, 2014 7:17 pm 7:10 pm
Fandom: Birds/Tetris
“‘Have you ever felt kinda… Attracted to Tetris blocks?’ - Said Hummingbird - ‘They’re so… Sexy…’Pigeon looked frightened to Hummingbird and moved his wing to Hummingbird’s crotch.'Yeah, they sure are…' - Said Pigeon with a horny mood.”

Fandom: Birds/Tetris

“‘Have you ever felt kinda… Attracted to Tetris blocks?’ - Said Hummingbird - ‘They’re so… Sexy…’
Pigeon looked frightened to Hummingbird and moved his wing to Hummingbird’s crotch.
'Yeah, they sure are…' - Said Pigeon with a horny mood.”

6:02 pm

szszsz:

Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction

(via maliks-butt)

4:20 pm
happy 4th
i was gonna do something with America from hetalia but this was easier

happy 4th

i was gonna do something with America from hetalia but this was easier

3:20 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Jeffry said ‘Open wide here comes the choo-choo’ and Crabe thought it tasted so good but not like a train. It tasted like a penis."
(Note: “Jeffry” is the name of the author)

Fandom: Harry Potter

"Jeffry said ‘Open wide here comes the choo-choo’ and Crabe thought it tasted so good but not like a train. It tasted like a penis."

(Note: “Jeffry” is the name of the author)

12:06 pm
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag
"Stede Bonnet was a beautiful man whom quickly fell in love with the infamous Captain Kenway. ‘Dapple my buttons, Edward.’ He muttered against his lover’s neck as they laid in the back of a tavern, having a little ‘plunder of the booty.’ ‘Oh Stede.’ Edward grunted. ‘P-PUFFLE-DUFF’ Stede screamed out loudly as he got penetrated. Edward grit his teeth as they continued, trying his best to please his lover. ‘Take my sugar! I’ll give you anything you like!’ Stede screamed again and again before they finished."

Fandom: Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag

"Stede Bonnet was a beautiful man whom quickly fell in love with the infamous Captain Kenway. ‘Dapple my buttons, Edward.’ He muttered against his lover’s neck as they laid in the back of a tavern, having a little ‘plunder of the booty.’ ‘Oh Stede.’ Edward grunted. ‘P-PUFFLE-DUFF’ Stede screamed out loudly as he got penetrated. Edward grit his teeth as they continued, trying his best to please his lover. ‘Take my sugar! I’ll give you anything you like!’ Stede screamed again and again before they finished."

July 3, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Warrior Cats
"He grouan as the babay came out his butt slowly. it was like poop… but better."

Fandom: Warrior Cats

"He grouan as the babay came out his butt slowly. it was like poop… but better."