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Mighty Men Noodle'd

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March 18, 2014 3:16 pm

askerquestioner

einhornglitzenkampf: I once found something featuring 'aortal fucking' which turned out to be... not a metaphor.

WHAT

3:16 pm

also on the topic of popsicles

i also told her that i had a friend who liked cold things and that friend once told me how she shoved a couple ice cubes up her cooch during the frick frack

be careful when you stand up if you ever do that

3:14 pm

askerquestioner

cecily--ashby: I read this one fanfic where the guy was sticking his dick in the other guys eye it was really fuckin gross

3:08 pm

askerquestioner

hornyspacesnakes: i once read a fanfic where they did the do in a ferris wheel and the seme thrust a popsicle in and out of the ukes bum then got upset that it melted to he used the stick to gouge out the ukes eyes and then tossed him out the ferris wheel and the uke came as he was falling and the cum landed on catholic schoolgirl. it was so messed up

so my catchphrase is “everythings a dildo if youre brave enough” (yes, from that tumblr post. its the best one in the history of ever)

and my one friend was eating ice cream suggestively and i looked at my other friend and said “well you know what they say…”

but then i told her that ice cream would be better lube and that its not uncommon for popsicles to be used as dildos in fanfiction

7:40 am
Fandom: Regular Show
"Just then, Mordecai came SO HARD that he rocketed Rigby across the room and through the wall into the kitchen where Benson was eating a bowl of cereal and reading the newspaper.
As he jizzed profusely, Mordecai cried out in passion ‘OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!’ while pumping his fist in the air”

Fandom: Regular Show

"Just then, Mordecai came SO HARD that he rocketed Rigby across the room and through the wall into the kitchen where Benson was eating a bowl of cereal and reading the newspaper.

As he jizzed profusely, Mordecai cried out in passion ‘OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!’ while pumping his fist in the air”

3:50 am
Fandom: Harry Potter
"My dear Draco and Adriana,
I assume by now you have reached your new home. Although I can say I have not personally seen it, I’ve been told it’s a real winner.
Keys:Red Keys - House (Front Door)Green Keys - CarPurple Keys - SUV
I have also included the insurance papers for both vehicles and the house. We can never be too careful, right?
Again, I hope you enjoy your new home. Please address any problems to Snape. He shall deal with them in a timely matter.
- The Dark Lord”

Fandom: Harry Potter

"My dear Draco and Adriana,

I assume by now you have reached your new home. Although I can say I have not personally seen it, I’ve been told it’s a real winner.

Keys:
Red Keys - House (Front Door)
Green Keys - Car
Purple Keys - SUV

I have also included the insurance papers for both vehicles and the house. We can never be too careful, right?

Again, I hope you enjoy your new home. Please address any problems to Snape. He shall deal with them in a timely matter.

- The Dark Lord”

March 17, 2014 10:58 pm

askerquestioner

blackpaerl: yo that's nothing compared to this one fic that's in my fandom where one guy ate another guy's eyeballs. like while they were making out he ripped the other's eyes out and ate them.

10:49 pm

askerquestioner

steampowered-hunter: I once read a fanfiction that during sex the one guy got a pomegranate shoved in his ass and his partner kept trying to making it go deeper. It was so fucked up.

7:10 pm
Fandom: Supernatural
"Dean MOANED AT THE IDEA OF CASS GIAGNATIC MEAT THERMONITER IN HIS DOWNSTAIRS MOUTH. HE knew then thast whatever happened would be ok so longas it was Cas inside of him, not Sam."

Fandom: Supernatural

"Dean MOANED AT THE IDEA OF CASS GIAGNATIC MEAT THERMONITER IN HIS DOWNSTAIRS MOUTH. HE knew then thast whatever happened would be ok so longas it was Cas inside of him, not Sam."

3:20 pm
 Fandom: Supernatural
"Sam lies on his side and shivers when he feels Dean sliding behind him, Dean’s cock like a branding iron against his ass."

 Fandom: Supernatural

"Sam lies on his side and shivers when he feels Dean sliding behind him, Dean’s cock like a branding iron against his ass."