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August 1, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Superjail!
“‘How’s about you grovel at my blind snake, honey?’ he seductively asked.”

Fandom: Superjail!

“‘How’s about you grovel at my blind snake, honey?’ he seductively asked.”

3:20 pm
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
"All oft he Karasuno volleyball club was ther eand every single one witnessed the brith of a beautiful baby VolleyBall. it was a wikasa brand and it was yellow and blue.
'wait isnt that the exact same volleyball you shoved in kageyamas ass like literally nothing is different about it' tanaka said. no one heard him because fuck you tanaka this is a beautiful moment and your ruining it.”

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

"All oft he Karasuno volleyball club was ther eand every single one witnessed the brith of a beautiful baby VolleyBall. it was a wikasa brand and it was yellow and blue.

'wait isnt that the exact same volleyball you shoved in kageyamas ass like literally nothing is different about it' tanaka said. no one heard him because fuck you tanaka this is a beautiful moment and your ruining it.”

11:30 am
Fandom: Malcolm in the Middle
"Suddenly Dabney dropped down to the floor and curled up into the fetal position and began crying. Dorene stood up and wiped her face. 
'Are you done being big-boy now,' asked Dorene.
'Yes, mommy,' answered Dabney quietly.
'Go to bed now,' she ordered softly.
Dabney got up and went to bed. Turned out he had a personality dysfunction that reset after he had an orgasm. This had happened on several occasions already. But Dorene never got help for it because bitch loved to get wang up the ass.”

Fandom: Malcolm in the Middle

"Suddenly Dabney dropped down to the floor and curled up into the fetal position and began crying. Dorene stood up and wiped her face. 

'Are you done being big-boy now,' asked Dorene.

'Yes, mommy,' answered Dabney quietly.

'Go to bed now,' she ordered softly.

Dabney got up and went to bed. Turned out he had a personality dysfunction that reset after he had an orgasm. This had happened on several occasions already. But Dorene never got help for it because bitch loved to get wang up the ass.”

7:40 am
Fandom: Superjail!
"For the first time, he had actually made love with a woman other than his twin sister and he was very damn well pleased with himself."

Fandom: Superjail!

"For the first time, he had actually made love with a woman other than his twin sister and he was very damn well pleased with himself."

3:50 am
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
“After pulling his horn violently and increasing the speed of the stick to the speed of light, they both came in unison again. Sokka’s seed splurted all over Zuko’s face and scar, and even got up his nose. He sneezed it out, and it went all over Sokka too.”

Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender

“After pulling his horn violently and increasing the speed of the stick to the speed of light, they both came in unison again. Sokka’s seed splurted all over Zuko’s face and scar, and even got up his nose. He sneezed it out, and it went all over Sokka too.”

12:43 am
drinkthebones replied to your photo: “i actually never thought someone would anonymously (kind of cuz email)…”:
Always blows my mind when someone cites freedom of speech when attacking someone who was making fun of something someone else said. Like, do they realize the mockery is also covered by freedom of speech?

holy shit thats a really valid point

12:38 am

askerquestioner

queenofthedandelions-deactivate: I was reading a fanfic, and the penis was called "a dingily doo flytrap penetrator"

that is one of the most creative ones ive ever seen

12:05 am
i actually never thought someone would anonymously (kind of cuz email) submit something like this through the submission box
(link to the post theyre talking about)

i actually never thought someone would anonymously (kind of cuz email) submit something like this through the submission box

(link to the post theyre talking about)

July 31, 2014 10:35 pm
Fandom: Death Note
“‘I am not gay’ Dark said because the readers at home might think so other ways.”

Fandom: Death Note

“‘I am not gay’ Dark said because the readers at home might think so other ways.”

July 28, 2014 11:30 am