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July 9, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"they culd liek kick him or somting but they wer in aw eggcep Shadow cuz he was born from lite an culd stare it in da face wen he wore songlases! He den wiped out his poket an got da 8 chaos emrulds and becam supar shadow! He then puled out 8 chao sguns an flew at the son firin all of dem at once wile and yelling MARISAAAAAA! He then flew in to teh big nachur bawm and ded. "

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"they culd liek kick him or somting but they wer in aw eggcep Shadow cuz he was born from lite an culd stare it in da face wen he wore songlases! He den wiped out his poket an got da 8 chaos emrulds and becam supar shadow! He then puled out 8 chao sguns an flew at the son firin all of dem at once wile and yelling MARISAAAAAA! He then flew in to teh big nachur bawm and ded. "

July 8, 2014 10:41 pm

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my life upside down and legitimately gave me feelings for days and if that’s not real literature then what is

(via heartattackle)

10:35 pm
10 Things Writers Don't Know About The Woods - Dan Koboldt

(Source: danielle-writes, via kuchikibyakuyaruinedmylife)

9:27 pm

Just some reminders:

  • Do not submit through the ask box. Those are automatically deleted. ONLY genitals and lubes can be submitted through the ask box.
  • Provide a source. As long as its fanfiction that has been published, I dont care what the source is. Otherwise, I may not be able to find one and it will get deleted. (Just paste the link. It doesnt have to be fancy.)
  • Include the FANDOM, TEXT, and SOURCE in the comments box. All three of them.
  • If you do not provide the TEXT and the submission is long, it automatically gets deleted. Espeically if there’s no source to copy-paste from.
  • And finally, please submit :)
9:18 pm
Fandom: Shrek
"one day it was bootiful dya outside in Far Aaway OgreLand and Shrek waz hornmy n lonely.
Shrek went 2 take a big walk with his big bouncing ass muscles n saw a rock.He caressed da rock sensually, remindng him of heself.'I im just a dis rock' He tught'I am Big strong n very hard but also very closee 2 nature n sensitiv'He waz sad u see.
Peeple togh he big n Scary butt really shrek had a heart n a dick full of love.”

Fandom: Shrek

"one day it was bootiful dya outside in Far Aaway OgreLand and Shrek waz hornmy n lonely.

Shrek went 2 take a big walk with his big bouncing ass muscles n saw a rock.
He caressed da rock sensually, remindng him of heself.
'I im just a dis rock' He tught
'I am Big strong n very hard but also very closee 2 nature n sensitiv'
He waz sad u see.

Peeple togh he big n Scary butt really shrek had a heart n a dick full of love.”

9:16 pm

askerquestioner

polybiu-s: go and look up 'the skin fic'

go away

July 6, 2014 3:11 pm

fricklesticks:

Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”

(Source: aximili, via screechingnoises)

July 5, 2014 9:15 pm
Fandom: Bandom
“Pete looks like somebody just punched him in the face with a kitten.”

Fandom: Bandom

“Pete looks like somebody just punched him in the face with a kitten.”

7:10 pm
Fandom: X-Men/The Land Before Time
“‘Logan, you must go back in time again! It is the only way to execute my plan for the greater good… OF MY ASS! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!’ cockled Magneta with much hatred and misotheism in his commentary.”

Fandom: X-Men/The Land Before Time

“‘Logan, you must go back in time again! It is the only way to execute my plan for the greater good… OF MY ASS! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!’ cockled Magneta with much hatred and misotheism in his commentary.”

3:20 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
"The rest of the day for Sonic was awful! So bad it was that Sonic went home and went right to the bathroom and took a big poop. It was a mad poop because it went out fast. It shooted out of his butthole so fast that it was like a gun shooting. His poop stunk so much that even the neighbors could smell it and they all had a meeting at night about what to do about it and they decided that they would just put fans on outside and if it really started to smell again they would do something else."

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

"The rest of the day for Sonic was awful! So bad it was that Sonic went home and went right to the bathroom and took a big poop. It was a mad poop because it went out fast. It shooted out of his butthole so fast that it was like a gun shooting. His poop stunk so much that even the neighbors could smell it and they all had a meeting at night about what to do about it and they decided that they would just put fans on outside and if it really started to smell again they would do something else."