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September 26, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
“My lips tingled like a sleeping foot.”

Fandom: My Chemical Romance

“My lips tingled like a sleeping foot.”

September 24, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Five Nights At Freddy’s
“I usually wear purple and green clothes to express my inner feelings of depression and the savage might of my wild soul, respectively. I have many wolf stickers and pendants because my spirit animal is the wolf, I’m very depressed because nobody understands my pain and suffering, so I turn to nature to feel my shamanistic connection with the higher powers of the world. Chicks and guys dig me because of my mysteriousness and coolness, but I always turn them down because I do not want them to see the horror and pain of my inner self. For this reason I am a virgin, a fact that I take with stride unlike those sluts and AIDS filled jocks. Seriously, if they all died of STDs I would totally not be surprised and I would support it 100%, nature must take back from the capitalist exploitation of the corrupt civilisation.”

Fandom: Five Nights At Freddy’s

“I usually wear purple and green clothes to express my inner feelings of depression and the savage might of my wild soul, respectively. I have many wolf stickers and pendants because my spirit animal is the wolf, I’m very depressed because nobody understands my pain and suffering, so I turn to nature to feel my shamanistic connection with the higher powers of the world. Chicks and guys dig me because of my mysteriousness and coolness, but I always turn them down because I do not want them to see the horror and pain of my inner self. For this reason I am a virgin, a fact that I take with stride unlike those sluts and AIDS filled jocks. Seriously, if they all died of STDs I would totally not be surprised and I would support it 100%, nature must take back from the capitalist exploitation of the corrupt civilisation.”

6:42 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘This is the boys’ dormitory,’ the devout young woman explained kindly; and she gestured to the heavy, oak door beside them. ‘I would show you inside; but I would hate to cause a scandal.’
'I understand,' Harry declared graciously. Too many young men these days pressure young women into things undesired and forbidden. It is the mark of a true, old-fashioned gentleman to respect the fact that every young woman is another man’s future wife. And we all know that it would be a dreadful, terrible sin to bring another man’s wife into intimacy. Why does modern culture suddenly treat that as okay simply because he does not have her yet? Man’s laws may permit it; but the laws of the Lord are not bound by time.”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘This is the boys’ dormitory,’ the devout young woman explained kindly; and she gestured to the heavy, oak door beside them. ‘I would show you inside; but I would hate to cause a scandal.’

'I understand,' Harry declared graciously. Too many young men these days pressure young women into things undesired and forbidden. It is the mark of a true, old-fashioned gentleman to respect the fact that every young woman is another man’s future wife. And we all know that it would be a dreadful, terrible sin to bring another man’s wife into intimacy. Why does modern culture suddenly treat that as okay simply because he does not have her yet? Man’s laws may permit it; but the laws of the Lord are not bound by time.”

September 21, 2014 4:29 pm

askerquestioner

legendofthesevenstars: I've been going through my blog, and I noticed that one of the first posts i reblogged was Slenderbees. I completely forgot about that and I'm so glad it's on my blog.

SLENDERBEES

September 20, 2014 6:57 pm

askerquestioner

letsreadfanfiction: So I just spent around 20 minutes of trying to type up "We didn't use the lube." Off of billy joel's 'We didn't start the fire' it's 3:48 am and I am going to bed.

No, plz continue that!

7:40 am
Fandom: The Legend Of Korra
“‘Now that your hair is short, we can be lesbo together’”

Fandom: The Legend Of Korra

“‘Now that your hair is short, we can be lesbo together’”

3:50 am September 19, 2014 10:32 pm
Fandom: Seinfeld
"It was the 90s, a tyme of enlitenmint for many, and 2 yung men were about to discover their hidden desires deep within. Their names wurr Jerry and Georgge."

Fandom: Seinfeld

"It was the 90s, a tyme of enlitenmint for many, and 2 yung men were about to discover their hidden desires deep within. Their names wurr Jerry and Georgge."

September 18, 2014 11:16 pm

I JUST ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL OF SENDING MY ADVISORS MY PROJECT PROPOSAL BEFORE FRIDAY (ive only had like a week or so to do it and the application isnt due until monday ahhahahah)

IF YOU ARE STRESSING ABOUT DEADLINES AND GOALS YOU HAVE SET, DONT WORRY. YOU CAN GET IT DONE. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU

September 14, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: South Park
"Relax Kenny. This is really no different than shitting out a huge pieces of shit…Hell I think you’ve shat a piece bigger than my dick before."

Fandom: South Park

"Relax Kenny. This is really no different than shitting out a huge pieces of shit…Hell I think you’ve shat a piece bigger than my dick before."