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July 19, 2014 12:02 am

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pardryll: (But imagine sometimes they're described as amber or blue or green and just IMAGINE)

i mean

aliens

July 18, 2014 11:46 pm

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zombiemollusk: you know that thing where fanfic authors keep using "orbs" to describe eyes? what if an author kept saying orbs instead of eyes but it turned out they meant testicles all along?

oh my god id be so happy

July 17, 2014 2:07 pm

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

(via memewhore)

12:04 pm
Useful Writing Websites

fictionwritingtips:

I compiled most of the writing websites I’ve mentioned on my blog into one post. I find a lot of these sites useful, so hopefully they can help you out!

Imagination Prompt Generator: This give you a one-sentence writing prompt that will help you come up with ideas. I…

July 14, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Supernatural
“Dean absolutely hated fighting with Sam. He loathed it.  It ate away at his insides like a metal spoon scooping out the soft flesh of a cantaloupe.”

Fandom: Supernatural

“Dean absolutely hated fighting with Sam. He loathed it.  It ate away at his insides like a metal spoon scooping out the soft flesh of a cantaloupe.”

3:21 pm
Fandom: Mass Effect
"skin slapped against carapace or whatever the fuck turians have and it reached a frantic crescendo, much like my 5th grade piano exam when i had no idea what i was doing so i tried to look like i remembered the piece by playing really quickly and loudly. ‘garrus, i- oh, i—i’m about to splooge all over your yogurt flinger,’ she gasped"

Fandom: Mass Effect

"skin slapped against carapace or whatever the fuck turians have and it reached a frantic crescendo, much like my 5th grade piano exam when i had no idea what i was doing so i tried to look like i remembered the piece by playing really quickly and loudly. ‘garrus, i- oh, i—i’m about to splooge all over your yogurt flinger,’ she gasped"

11:30 am
Fandom: Gravity Falls
“It was another average day in Gravity falls. Dipper was masturbating in the attic, Stan was masturbating in the bathroom, Wendy was naked and being a whore, and Soos was having a heart attack on the couch. Mabel was bored as hell. She had no idea what to do, until someone suddenly knocked on the door. Mabel got up and opened the door. It was Little Gideon, and he was naked! His dick was the size of a spec. “Mabel I have came back for you,” Said Gideon. He slowly lifted up a new amulet. Suddenly, Gideon’s new amulet started glowing. “This new amulet… has the power to give orgasms!” Gideon explained. Everyone in the Mystery Shack started receiving uncontrollable orgasms.”

Fandom: Gravity Falls

“It was another average day in Gravity falls. Dipper was masturbating in the attic, Stan was masturbating in the bathroom, Wendy was naked and being a whore, and Soos was having a heart attack on the couch. Mabel was bored as hell. She had no idea what to do, until someone suddenly knocked on the door. Mabel got up and opened the door. It was Little Gideon, and he was naked! His dick was the size of a spec. “Mabel I have came back for you,” Said Gideon. He slowly lifted up a new amulet. Suddenly, Gideon’s new amulet started glowing. “This new amulet… has the power to give orgasms!” Gideon explained. Everyone in the Mystery Shack started receiving uncontrollable orgasms.”

7:40 am
Fandom: Halo
"in about 10 seconds the earth was blown away. the only thing lefy of the earth was one tiny pice of ball from the earths penis. it had something attached to it. it was master chiefs hand, and it had the middle finger up."

Fandom: Halo

"in about 10 seconds the earth was blown away. the only thing lefy of the earth was one tiny pice of ball from the earths penis. it had something attached to it. it was master chiefs hand, and it had the middle finger up."

3:50 am
Fandom: Arthur
"Arthur was playing Magic: The Gathering with Buster when he noticed Rattles cool new system and walked over to him.
Rattles then put his system back in his backpack and told Arthur You gotta pay me $50 to see my Xbox!
Aww!
But i’ll only charge you $5 to teach you how to masturbate.”

Fandom: Arthur

"Arthur was playing Magic: The Gathering with Buster when he noticed Rattles cool new system and walked over to him.

Rattles then put his system back in his backpack and told Arthur You gotta pay me $50 to see my Xbox!

Aww!

But i’ll only charge you $5 to teach you how to masturbate.”

July 13, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: My Little Pony
“‘yeah I was ranbow dash’ said a voices behind them. ‘but now im susan the horse I guess what IM PART OF THE WEST BAPIS CHURCH’ she shoited trumphly.”

Fandom: My Little Pony

“‘yeah I was ranbow dash’ said a voices behind them. ‘but now im susan the horse I guess what IM PART OF THE WEST BAPIS CHURCH’ she shoited trumphly.”