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August 15, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Supernatural
"Usually around 5:00pm bars were just starting to become crowded(due to 5:00 being the socially exceptable time to drink), but there was not one soul when Dean arrived at the noisome establishment. The lights shined dimly over the table tops, which were home to some form of foriegn residue. It was most probable this was due to months; even years of emptyness. Kinda like the hollow rib cage inside Deans body."

Fandom: Supernatural

"Usually around 5:00pm bars were just starting to become crowded(due to 5:00 being the socially exceptable time to drink), but there was not one soul when Dean arrived at the noisome establishment. The lights shined dimly over the table tops, which were home to some form of foriegn residue. It was most probable this was due to months; even years of emptyness. Kinda like the hollow rib cage inside Deans body."

7:40 am
Fandom: Eddsworld
"Tom looked at a dildo and a chopstick. He picked  up the chopstick and shoved it in the dildo. He licked it 5 teen times then said,’ ready for the dopstick’."

Fandom: Eddsworld

"Tom looked at a dildo and a chopstick. He picked  up the chopstick and shoved it in the dildo. He licked it 5 teen times then said,’ ready for the dopstick’."

3:50 am
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy
“‘I am Groot.’ (‘I’m psychiatric, I can read people’s minds.’)”

Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy

“‘I am Groot.’ (‘I’m psychiatric, I can read people’s minds.’)”

August 14, 2014 8:43 pm
Fandom: Steven Universe
“‘Oh, Garnet!’ Pearl screamed as she felt Garnet penetrating her cervix. ‘Yes, Garnet! Yes, yes, right there!’ The white Gem clenched her teeth, suppressing a moan as she experienced an orgasm coming through her. She fastened herself to her lover’s wide hips as her insides felt all shuddery and loose. Pearl then cried out in such pleasure, ‘Mm, oh yes, harder! Harder! Harder, better, faster, stronger!’ while Garnet continued to thrust into her. After about twenty minutes of nothing but fucking and orgasms, Garnet let out an audible groan and came about as much as five and a half pints inside of her lover.”

Fandom: Steven Universe

“‘Oh, Garnet!’ Pearl screamed as she felt Garnet penetrating her cervix. ‘Yes, Garnet! Yes, yes, right there!’ The white Gem clenched her teeth, suppressing a moan as she experienced an orgasm coming through her. She fastened herself to her lover’s wide hips as her insides felt all shuddery and loose. Pearl then cried out in such pleasure, ‘Mm, oh yes, harder! Harder! Harder, better, faster, stronger!’ while Garnet continued to thrust into her. After about twenty minutes of nothing but fucking and orgasms, Garnet let out an audible groan and came about as much as five and a half pints inside of her lover.”

8:03 pm
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
“‘Okay my deer love! and Cloud grabs boobs again. Tifa is starting to lactate, but eause they are in outer space, the milk frozes instantly.
'Cloud, my lover, do you want milk popcycle?'
'Yes, I’ll suck till your boobies cum another time.' so clloud starts sucking tifa milk, and she gets wetter and wetter.”

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII

“‘Okay my deer love! and Cloud grabs boobs again. Tifa is starting to lactate, but eause they are in outer space, the milk frozes instantly.

'Cloud, my lover, do you want milk popcycle?'

'Yes, I’ll suck till your boobies cum another time.' so clloud starts sucking tifa milk, and she gets wetter and wetter.”

August 13, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Hetalia (Iceland/Refrigerator)
"His fingers brushed against the white door lightly, sensually. Was it creepy to love this man-made box so? He couldn’t think so. If a man could waver another man’s heart, so could this thing waver his. Who cared if it was creepy? It could just be between him and the fridge."

Fandom: Hetalia (Iceland/Refrigerator)

"His fingers brushed against the white door lightly, sensually. Was it creepy to love this man-made box so? He couldn’t think so. If a man could waver another man’s heart, so could this thing waver his. Who cared if it was creepy? It could just be between him and the fridge."

August 11, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Attack on Titan
"As soon as we arrived near our designated location, we became much more cautious and carefully stealthed our way closer to the building."

Fandom: Attack on Titan

"As soon as we arrived near our designated location, we became much more cautious and carefully stealthed our way closer to the building."

3:20 pm
Fandom: My Little Pony
“‘Mac! Please cum in me, I can’t take any more.’ On command, the red pony humped like a machine, his well-lubed dick working like a piston in the steam engine of love.”

Fandom: My Little Pony

“‘Mac! Please cum in me, I can’t take any more.’ On command, the red pony humped like a machine, his well-lubed dick working like a piston in the steam engine of love.”

11:30 am
Fandom: The Lion King
"I mmmmm ,at Simba struggling body ,as I tasted his lovely face, as I gulp pushing him down to my stomach. Zira ,Sarabi and Nala came over,chuckling ,I was surprise by Sarabi reaction to her son being vored. But getting licked from all 3 of them on my balls ,made me carry on sending Simba to his doom."

Fandom: The Lion King

"I mmmmm ,at Simba struggling body ,as I tasted his lovely face, as I gulp pushing him down to my stomach. Zira ,Sarabi and Nala came over,chuckling ,I was surprise by Sarabi reaction to her son being vored. But getting licked from all 3 of them on my balls ,made me carry on sending Simba to his doom."

7:40 am
Fandom: Gravity Falls
"After a few seconds, Dipper and Mabel stopped what they were doing. They heard fapping sounds outside the outhouse. Dipper slowly opened the door, and Stan shoved his dick in the doorway. ‘Have any room for one more?’ he asked. Then he saw who it was."

Fandom: Gravity Falls

"After a few seconds, Dipper and Mabel stopped what they were doing. They heard fapping sounds outside the outhouse. Dipper slowly opened the door, and Stan shoved his dick in the doorway. ‘Have any room for one more?’ he asked. Then he saw who it was."