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September 11, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: The Incredibles
"Little did she know, the dildo had mysterious powers. Any female that used it in both holes would grow male genitals. Inside her womb, the ovaries transformed into testicles, and the womb itself became a scrotum. Her new balls dropped out of her pussy and held a spherical shape. Her clit lengthened, widened and morphed. A head of a purplish complexion formed out of the tip and grew to 9 inches in length and 2 in width.
With the painful transformation complete, Helen, still with dildo in arse, opened her eyes and unfolded. She had no idea what that was all about. She stood up to go to bed, but felt the hard, new organ bouncing around. Looking down, Helen gasped, half in horror and half in delight. For years she had been trying to use her powers to create a penis, but had never imagined actually having one!”

Fandom: The Incredibles

"Little did she know, the dildo had mysterious powers. Any female that used it in both holes would grow male genitals. Inside her womb, the ovaries transformed into testicles, and the womb itself became a scrotum. Her new balls dropped out of her pussy and held a spherical shape. Her clit lengthened, widened and morphed. A head of a purplish complexion formed out of the tip and grew to 9 inches in length and 2 in width.

With the painful transformation complete, Helen, still with dildo in arse, opened her eyes and unfolded. She had no idea what that was all about. She stood up to go to bed, but felt the hard, new organ bouncing around. Looking down, Helen gasped, half in horror and half in delight. For years she had been trying to use her powers to create a penis, but had never imagined actually having one!”

September 10, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Criminal Minds/Sesame Street
“‘Oh, my God! You taste like Skittles!’ Beth exclaimed before eagerly returning to her task.
'That’s right. Elmo wants you to taste the rainbow, bitch.'”

Fandom: Criminal Minds/Sesame Street

“‘Oh, my God! You taste like Skittles!’ Beth exclaimed before eagerly returning to her task.

'That’s right. Elmo wants you to taste the rainbow, bitch.'”

6:00 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Loveada Kedavra!’ she intoned in a firm, brave voice. Ginny dropped down dead. Harry stared at Mione in amazement. She had turned the most evil spell into a tool of love! Surely she was the bravest and greatest witch of this or any other age!”

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Loveada Kedavra!’ she intoned in a firm, brave voice. Ginny dropped down dead. Harry stared at Mione in amazement. She had turned the most evil spell into a tool of love! Surely she was the bravest and greatest witch of this or any other age!”

5:08 pm

askerquestioner

wtffanfictionvoiced: Senpai, I just found out you have a twitter too. How on /earth/ do you manage to juggle all this.

tumblz sends posts to the tweetspace so i dont have to do it myself

September 7, 2014 2:46 pm

askerquestioner

elibiantactics: show us your sperm ballista

September 3, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Super Smash Bros
“‘U ned 2 fite Capton Futon?’ Lucina sed ‘u ned to be carfol Capten Falcin is dangaros. He beeted up my fathur and alos me and my bruther and the Robans and Iek neded 2 teem up lotsa tims in r gaems to stop his evul planes.’'Its ok' ised 'i hav powars frum God that i can us 2 defet him.''tahts cool' Lucina sed.”

Fandom: Super Smash Bros

“‘U ned 2 fite Capton Futon?’ Lucina sed ‘u ned to be carfol Capten Falcin is dangaros. He beeted up my fathur and alos me and my bruther and the Robans and Iek neded 2 teem up lotsa tims in r gaems to stop his evul planes.’
'Its ok' ised 'i hav powars frum God that i can us 2 defet him.'
'tahts cool' Lucina sed.”

11:30 am
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
“‘I-I LOVE YOU, CHEESE! I will miss you more than anything… I hope… You live a happy life in food heaven,’ Shadow bawled. The rest of them smiled, as they laid the cheese on the flowers.”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘I-I LOVE YOU, CHEESE! I will miss you more than anything… I hope… You live a happy life in food heaven,’ Shadow bawled. The rest of them smiled, as they laid the cheese on the flowers.”

7:40 am
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘NOOOO DERE GONNA PUT U IN HELL BCUZ IF U WENT 2 HEVEN GOD WUD SEND U BAK BUT IF U WENT 2 HELL YOU WOULD NEVA COME BAK!!11111111111111111111111’ sed harry. 'lololololololololololololololololololololololol' sed da devil evilly. “

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘NOOOO DERE GONNA PUT U IN HELL BCUZ IF U WENT 2 HEVEN GOD WUD SEND U BAK BUT IF U WENT 2 HELL YOU WOULD NEVA COME BAK!!11111111111111111111111’ sed harry. 
'lololololololololololololololololololololololol' sed da devil evilly. “

3:50 am
Fandom: The Legend Of Korra
“‘Yeah Korra, you’re, like, totally going to be replaced by me!’ cackled Jinora evilly, waving her hand like a slut and showing off her ass whorily, raping herself anally with an airbending staff.”

Fandom: The Legend Of Korra

“‘Yeah Korra, you’re, like, totally going to be replaced by me!’ cackled Jinora evilly, waving her hand like a slut and showing off her ass whorily, raping herself anally with an airbending staff.”

September 2, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Skyrim
"Take my transgender seed you vile bandit! Take it I say! You shall think twice before assaulting a woman of Skyrim again"

Fandom: Skyrim

"Take my transgender seed you vile bandit! Take it I say! You shall think twice before assaulting a woman of Skyrim again"