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April 9, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Star Trek TNG
"As the Captain left and the Doctor went to attend to the other patients, Deanna slipped into a deep sleep and dreamt of mullets, plaid shirts and clitori."

Fandom: Star Trek TNG

"As the Captain left and the Doctor went to attend to the other patients, Deanna slipped into a deep sleep and dreamt of mullets, plaid shirts and clitori."

April 8, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: The LEGO movie
“‘MY WATER’S BREAKING EMMET,’ Emmet started crying ‘Holy shit! That was quick! Don’t you have to wait like 9 lego months??’
'HOLD ME EMMET' Said Badcopper falling into Emmet’s arms. “Badcopper stay with me!” said Emmet, calling 911.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BABY IS COMING DICKWAD' screeched Badcopper, spreading his lego legs (lol), but failing because you can’t do that trust me I had legos. Then he pooped a baby.'”

Fandom: The LEGO movie

“‘MY WATER’S BREAKING EMMET,’ Emmet started crying ‘Holy shit! That was quick! Don’t you have to wait like 9 lego months??’

'HOLD ME EMMET' Said Badcopper falling into Emmet’s arms. “Badcopper stay with me!” said Emmet, calling 911.

'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BABY IS COMING DICKWAD' screeched Badcopper, spreading his lego legs (lol), but failing because you can’t do that trust me I had legos. Then he pooped a baby.'”

6:36 pm

Help please!

sorikia:

I would greatly appreciate it if everyone would take and reblog my senior project. I need this so I can graduate college, so please consider taking it.

It can be found here.

If after taking it, and you are interested in what I find once I run the data, you can contact me at the end of May to find out.

Signal boosting for a friend

(via thranduilelvenpiemaker)

3:20 pm
Fandom: Bible/Furry
"Eve rears up onto her hind legs and snags a low-hanging apple. After munching on it for a bit, her eyes fill with a scary passion. She spontaneously drops the apple out of her mouth and snaps her jaws around my balls. The pain of her fangs slicing through my testicles completely overwhelms all other senses in my body as my hearing ceases and my vision goes bright white. The only sensation left in my body is the feeling of my dick going rock hard."

Fandom: Bible/Furry

"Eve rears up onto her hind legs and snags a low-hanging apple. After munching on it for a bit, her eyes fill with a scary passion. She spontaneously drops the apple out of her mouth and snaps her jaws around my balls. The pain of her fangs slicing through my testicles completely overwhelms all other senses in my body as my hearing ceases and my vision goes bright white. The only sensation left in my body is the feeling of my dick going rock hard."

11:31 am
Fandom: Bible/Furry
“‘What can I say, Adam?’ I begin, pausing to lick up a bit more of my blood. ‘My cock’s not going to blow its load until I hump you silly’
Adam snorts loudly, turning around to jam his ass into my face. As he lifts his tail up I catch sight of his big bulging testicles and long, erect dick. However, I can’t pay attention to them that long as soon as soon my entire body is covered with shit… Adam’s shit.”

Fandom: Bible/Furry

“‘What can I say, Adam?’ I begin, pausing to lick up a bit more of my blood. ‘My cock’s not going to blow its load until I hump you silly’

Adam snorts loudly, turning around to jam his ass into my face. As he lifts his tail up I catch sight of his big bulging testicles and long, erect dick. However, I can’t pay attention to them that long as soon as soon my entire body is covered with shit… Adam’s shit.”

7:40 am
Fandom: The Lion King
“Most importantly, her body became full with nasty methane gases, most of them concentrating on her bloated, cyst filled pseudo-penis. It inflated like a balloon, making her float away into the sky above the Pride Rock.”

Fandom: The Lion King

“Most importantly, her body became full with nasty methane gases, most of them concentrating on her bloated, cyst filled pseudo-penis. It inflated like a balloon, making her float away into the sky above the Pride Rock.”

3:50 am
Fandom: Supernatural
"Samoose clutched his beautiful angel against his muscled chest. They stood in a romantic forest surrouded by those tree things. After a quick but super sexy make out session, they began to walk through the forest 2gether. Suddenly a windging-o jumped out of the trees and attacked them. Gadreel screamed as the wingdigogo hit him like the jerk it is.
'sAmmY BoO BOO SavE ME!' hE screamed loudly.”

Fandom: Supernatural

"Samoose clutched his beautiful angel against his muscled chest. They stood in a romantic forest surrouded by those tree things. After a quick but super sexy make out session, they began to walk through the forest 2gether. Suddenly a windging-o jumped out of the trees and attacked them. Gadreel screamed as the wingdigogo hit him like the jerk it is.

'sAmmY BoO BOO SavE ME!' hE screamed loudly.”

April 5, 2014 1:09 am

"Bella is the most virginal virgin that ever did virgin." -Person running the Bad Fanfiction Sex Scenes Reading Circle panel

April 2, 2014 9:13 pm
Five Simple Ways to Write Convincing Fight Sequences

yeahwriters:

Our most recent post on our blog howtofightwrite covers some common flaws that most writers find when working on their fight scenes and characters. In this post, we offer five simple ways to overcome those problems.

-Michi

(via coffeeismyaddictionnowsmile)

April 1, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Frozen/The Lorax
"Olaf repositioned his nose to a… lower area. Without warning, he penetrated the Once-ler’s chocolate rosebud with his vegetarian Jiminy Cricket. A scream of pain and pleasure, beautifully mixed into one brilliant cry, escaped the Once-ler’s lips.
' I won’t be able to..use this as a nose anymore, so I..might as well get to have some..fun with it,' said Olaf, gasping between thrusts, his branch arms propping his body off the floor, but clearly struggling to maintain a rhythm.”

Fandom: Frozen/The Lorax

"Olaf repositioned his nose to a… lower area. Without warning, he penetrated the Once-ler’s chocolate rosebud with his vegetarian Jiminy Cricket. A scream of pain and pleasure, beautifully mixed into one brilliant cry, escaped the Once-ler’s lips.

' I won’t be able to..use this as a nose anymore, so I..might as well get to have some..fun with it,' said Olaf, gasping between thrusts, his branch arms propping his body off the floor, but clearly struggling to maintain a rhythm.”