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Mighty Men Noodle'd
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Fandom: Ed Edd n Eddy
“‘Jesus Christ, why does this have to be so hard?’ Eddy asked himself.
'What are you asking me for? I’m not a love doctor.'
Eddy turned around, and to his surprise it was Jesus Christ and Santa Claus.
'Oh…Uhhh…Sorry I didn’t literally mean…how long were you two there?' Eddy was caught off guard. He did not expect seeing the son of God and the man of Christmas.
'Like 30 seconds. We’re trying to find the hotel to rest so we can see the rest of the Tournament tomorrow.' Santa responded
'Hey wait a minute, we know you, your Eddy, one of the finalists.” Jesus noticed. 'Can we get an autograph?'”

moriartystayingalive: I could not be more pleased with the fact that my smut writing guide made it on here. This blog is a beacon of light in a dark, unexplored stretch of jungle.

The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson
"Do use metaphor (with caution). Comparing the sexual tension between two characters to a string being drawn taut or crackling electricity is perfectly fine. Comparing someone’s arsehole to the dark, unexplored stretches of an Amazon jungle is probably going to get you put on wtffanfiction.”
hey you!
sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow,
but
if it makes you feel any better
all you have to do is survive three weeks
and then
it’s winter break
and that means
you get to sit inside, watch netflix, and cover yourself in blankets!!
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
(via oldclintbarton-hadafarm)
im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects
my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying sorry” when i was actually reading about two boys fucking in a storage room on a cruise ship
Fandom: The Little Mermaid:
“‘Look at you Ariel, once a beauty princess of forks and spoons, now a genocidal maniac of homophobic intentions! Your mother and sisters are displeased!’
'Nah, we’re cool with that' said the evil sisters in a whorish and slutty manner, joining the other mooks against the mistreated mermaids.”