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April 20, 2014 12:00 am
kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

(via shinygamergirl)

April 19, 2014 3:20 pm
Fandom: Magic School Bus
"Just then, their prayers to Ahriman are answered! Frizzle appears with her devil iguana reptile she calls the Liz, who devours much unhappy ladybugs and paraoxytonous Coxoplectoptera fossils of despise.
'Good morning my pitiful children, are you ready to unravel the shadow mysteries with the cancerous light of lightement of the self?'”

Fandom: Magic School Bus

"Just then, their prayers to Ahriman are answered! Frizzle appears with her devil iguana reptile she calls the Liz, who devours much unhappy ladybugs and paraoxytonous Coxoplectoptera fossils of despise.

'Good morning my pitiful children, are you ready to unravel the shadow mysteries with the cancerous light of lightement of the self?'”

11:30 am
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
“‘All hail Stan’ they yelled. ‘We will serve the devil. We will corrupt the nation of God to bring everyone too hell, where they will burn in for all eternal history, where their body will tourn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where they will be eaten by all foul breast. We must KILL GOD! GOD IS DEAD!’”

Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

“‘All hail Stan’ they yelled. ‘We will serve the devil. We will corrupt the nation of God to bring everyone too hell, where they will burn in for all eternal history, where their body will tourn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where they will be eaten by all foul breast. We must KILL GOD! GOD IS DEAD!’”

7:40 am
Fandom: Alvin and The Chipmunks
“She arrived at a most detestful scene of debauchery and depravity, as they were having a party with other celebrities. Brittany was being fucked by a million ginormous cocks in her ass, while Alvin was raping twelve year old schoolgirls - kidnapped by their teachers and raped beforehand -, Eleanor was twerking with Miley Cyrus in a special broadcast to teach pre-schooler children to be sluts, Theodore was eating human flesh from the decaying corpses of children who lost their lives to organ trafficking, and Simon was creating a Tumblr anti-feminist blog.”

Fandom: Alvin and The Chipmunks

“She arrived at a most detestful scene of debauchery and depravity, as they were having a party with other celebrities. Brittany was being fucked by a million ginormous cocks in her ass, while Alvin was raping twelve year old schoolgirls - kidnapped by their teachers and raped beforehand -, Eleanor was twerking with Miley Cyrus in a special broadcast to teach pre-schooler children to be sluts, Theodore was eating human flesh from the decaying corpses of children who lost their lives to organ trafficking, and Simon was creating a Tumblr anti-feminist blog.”

3:50 am
Fandom: Dora the Explorer
"As Raven took another great leap down the building’s flight of stairs, Dora aimed her duel-wielded sticky grenade launchers at more of Swiper’s henchmen. Those henchmen also had sticky grenade launchers, which flew up and landed into Boots’s hands. Raven had leapt down many floors of the building, all the while Dora and Boots were bombarding them with the gracious discharge of their four sticky grenade launchers, one in each hand. One of the downed enemies had a samurai sword, which flew up and landed right in Raven’s mouth. As Raven leapt down to the next floor of the large building, she raised her sword up slightly to take out three men next to her. They all had the top of their heads fly off. Dora had put down her grenade launchers so that she could catch the fallen skulls. Their brains were inside. She handed a skull to Boots. ‘Want a snack?’"
(Submitter’s Note: Raven is a horse)

Fandom: Dora the Explorer

"As Raven took another great leap down the building’s flight of stairs, Dora aimed her duel-wielded sticky grenade launchers at more of Swiper’s henchmen. Those henchmen also had sticky grenade launchers, which flew up and landed into Boots’s hands. Raven had leapt down many floors of the building, all the while Dora and Boots were bombarding them with the gracious discharge of their four sticky grenade launchers, one in each hand. One of the downed enemies had a samurai sword, which flew up and landed right in Raven’s mouth. As Raven leapt down to the next floor of the large building, she raised her sword up slightly to take out three men next to her. They all had the top of their heads fly off. Dora had put down her grenade launchers so that she could catch the fallen skulls. Their brains were inside. She handed a skull to Boots. ‘Want a snack?’"

(Submitter’s Note: Raven is a horse)

April 18, 2014 10:44 pm

askerquestioner

phantomsonic: Hello, yes, I have seen another, admittedly very small, person, used as a condom while having sex

a person

as in a peRSON???????

and what do you mean by “”another”“??????????

7:10 pm
Fandom: Star Trek Voyager
"All swallowing was suspended as he absorbed as much salty cream into his oral cavity as was possible. Due to the angle and the nature of the member filling the cavity, some semen was lost to attrition. White viscosity dribbled down the corner of the dark mouth as the relaxing member was withdrawn."

Fandom: Star Trek Voyager

"All swallowing was suspended as he absorbed as much salty cream into his oral cavity as was possible. Due to the angle and the nature of the member filling the cavity, some semen was lost to attrition. White viscosity dribbled down the corner of the dark mouth as the relaxing member was withdrawn."

3:20 pm
Fandom: Teen Wolf
"His eyebrows had risen up to his hairline. If they went any higher, they would fly off his forehead and head towards Mars. Where they would attend Pigfarts and ride around on Rumbleroar’s back."

Fandom: Teen Wolf

"His eyebrows had risen up to his hairline. If they went any higher, they would fly off his forehead and head towards Mars. Where they would attend Pigfarts and ride around on Rumbleroar’s back."

11:30 am
Fandom: Adventure Time
“Both girls turned to look. It was Fin, the demonic malefactor of this almost-to-be-tragedy. He was grinning in a rapist way, his face beginning to display acne, a hand rubbing his dirty, one inch cock, exposed for everyone to see.
'You might want to get on your knees and suck it!' he threatened pervertly.
'How dare you treat your own friends like this!?' roared Marceline in her bat form, 'Bubblegum almost died because of you!'
'What a shame, I like dead chicks. They don’t fight back.'”

Fandom: Adventure Time

“Both girls turned to look. It was Fin, the demonic malefactor of this almost-to-be-tragedy. He was grinning in a rapist way, his face beginning to display acne, a hand rubbing his dirty, one inch cock, exposed for everyone to see.

'You might want to get on your knees and suck it!' he threatened pervertly.

'How dare you treat your own friends like this!?' roared Marceline in her bat form, 'Bubblegum almost died because of you!'

'What a shame, I like dead chicks. They don’t fight back.'”

April 12, 2014 11:30 am
wtffanfictionillustrated:

"LOL one day in Africa or some shit simba was fuckin nala. nala was all like ‘ohhhhh yea that d is awesomesauce’ and simba was like ‘yeah slut take it’.
nala turned around and bitch slapped his ass. ‘don’t you call me a slut you fucker!’ then she stole simba’s ferrari and left him to get blue balls.”
you’re welcome

wtffanfictionillustrated:

"LOL one day in Africa or some shit simba was fuckin nala. nala was all like ‘ohhhhh yea that d is awesomesauce’ and simba was like ‘yeah slut take it’.

nala turned around and bitch slapped his ass. ‘don’t you call me a slut you fucker!’ then she stole simba’s ferrari and left him to get blue balls.”

you’re welcome