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July 28, 2014 11:30 am 7:40 am
Fandom: Steven Universe
"Okay,My name is Serena June Summers.I am about 96,000 years old,but technically immortal.I was born to God and powers are controlling the elements:water,fire,earth and air,I have superhuman abilities being an angel-demon hybrid,and I was able to kill that thing by jumping into the air and killing it with my golden swords."

Fandom: Steven Universe

"Okay,My name is Serena June Summers.I am about 96,000 years old,but technically immortal.I was born to God and powers are controlling the elements:water,fire,earth and air,I have superhuman abilities being an angel-demon hybrid,and I was able to kill that thing by jumping into the air and killing it with my golden swords."

3:50 am
Fandom: Adventure Time
"…there was just his taste and his warmth and making him squeal so happily that he pushed into her more and more, like he wants to squeeze into her there and move his entire body into her there, squirming inside her forever and ever until her body absorbed him-“

Fandom: Adventure Time

"…there was just his taste and his warmth and making him squeal so happily that he pushed into her more and more, like he wants to squeeze into her there and move his entire body into her there, squirming inside her forever and ever until her body absorbed him-“

July 27, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Miss Granger tripped and fell on my genitals, and I was merely helping her off of them. Fetch us some cooking oil while I attempt to dislodge her, there’s a good lad."

Fandom: Harry Potter

"Miss Granger tripped and fell on my genitals, and I was merely helping her off of them. Fetch us some cooking oil while I attempt to dislodge her, there’s a good lad."

3:20 pm
Fandom: Veggie Tales
“‘I need you so bad, Larry!’The confused green being raised an eyebrow. ‘Need me to do what, Bob?’'I need you to fuck me!' Bob moaned. Larry gasped.'But Bob, God says-''Oh, forget God for a minute, Larry! All this want, it's for you, I need you, I want you, so bad!' Bob said.'-It's wrong-''Oh for Hell's sake!' Bob scoffed. 'If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right!'Larry studied Bob’s face for a moment, before he said, ‘Bob?’'What?!''I want to fuck you, too.' Larry smashed his lips into Bob's, pulling the round tomato into his thick cucumber self.”

Fandom: Veggie Tales

“‘I need you so bad, Larry!’

The confused green being raised an eyebrow. ‘Need me to do what, Bob?’

'I need you to fuck me!' Bob moaned. Larry gasped.

'But Bob, God says-'

'Oh, forget God for a minute, Larry! All this want, it's for you, I need you, I want you, so bad!' Bob said.

'-It's wrong-'

'Oh for Hell's sake!' Bob scoffed. 'If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right!'

Larry studied Bob’s face for a moment, before he said, ‘Bob?’

'What?!'

'I want to fuck you, too.' Larry smashed his lips into Bob's, pulling the round tomato into his thick cucumber self.”

11:30 am
Fandom: Tales of Vesperia
“‘Itsa good taht she did’nt kill Flynn. Taht wuld be SO SO BAD, Y’ALL’ Repede sed.
'Ikno RITE?' King-Master Yuri agreed. Him adn Repede ten hi-5’d int’o space! :D
Onse King-Master Yuri and Repede were goen int’o space, Raven was all like ‘WAT? iDo’nt KNO WAT jusst HAPEN? D:’
EStelle sed ‘Bie King-Master Yuri! Bie Repede! I LOEV YOU GAIZ!!!’
Ten Catpain was klike ‘Tis is eht stupid! I gonna go SOMEwhere ELSE!’
Karol wakld passst Judy who waz cryong asbout King-Master Yuri’s GRATE ESCAPE.”

Fandom: Tales of Vesperia

“‘Itsa good taht she did’nt kill Flynn. Taht wuld be SO SO BAD, Y’ALL’ Repede sed.

'Ikno RITE?' King-Master Yuri agreed. Him adn Repede ten hi-5’d int’o space! :D

Onse King-Master Yuri and Repede were goen int’o space, Raven was all like ‘WAT? iDo’nt KNO WAT jusst HAPEN? D:’

EStelle sed ‘Bie King-Master Yuri! Bie Repede! I LOEV YOU GAIZ!!!’

Ten Catpain was klike ‘Tis is eht stupid! I gonna go SOMEwhere ELSE!’

Karol wakld passst Judy who waz cryong asbout King-Master Yuri’s GRATE ESCAPE.”

7:40 am
Fandom: Rooster Teeth
“‘Fuck my nose.’ Gavin replied simply. Michael’s jaw fell slack as Gavin lined up his pre-lubed nose with Michael’s micropenis.”

Fandom: Rooster Teeth

“‘Fuck my nose.’ Gavin replied simply. Michael’s jaw fell slack as Gavin lined up his pre-lubed nose with Michael’s micropenis.”

3:50 am
Fandom: iCarly
"It is socko! Socko is the copo with a big cocko!"

Fandom: iCarly

"It is socko! Socko is the copo with a big cocko!"

July 26, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Fireman Sam
“fireman elvis closed the fire door, he saw sam starin at his booty when he come insam smile at him ‘lol u ok’ he whisper'gd' he said, wrapping his arms around his fiery haired luversoon he felt a penus inside of him'feel gd' elvis say to sam sam smile tho 'dont let any1 hear plz be quiet'k elvis said and let sam fuck him in the ass”

Fandom: Fireman Sam

“fireman elvis closed the fire door, he saw sam starin at his booty when he come in
sam smile at him ‘lol u ok’ he whisper
'gd' he said, wrapping his arms around his fiery haired luver
soon he felt a penus inside of him
'feel gd' elvis say to sam sam smile tho 'dont let any1 hear plz be quiet'
k elvis said and let sam fuck him in the ass”

3:20 pm
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"A girl-resembling me-is a victim of shredder and joins the turtles. The girl resembles me, but for safety reasons, I did not use my real name. DO NOT ASK."

Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"A girl-resembling me-is a victim of shredder and joins the turtles. The girl resembles me, but for safety reasons, I did not use my real name. DO NOT ASK."