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July 23, 2014 3:50 am
Fandom: Arthur
“‘EEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!’ Screamed Arthur.
Then he put his dick into his sister’s asshole and started to fuck her dead body. He then came into his sister’s lifeless asshole. Then he looked at the wound he had inflicted on her neck. He then took a peice of fleash out and ate it.
'Mmmm this tastes just like chicken!'.”

Fandom: Arthur

“‘EEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!’ Screamed Arthur.

Then he put his dick into his sister’s asshole and started to fuck her dead body. He then came into his sister’s lifeless asshole. Then he looked at the wound he had inflicted on her neck. He then took a peice of fleash out and ate it.

'Mmmm this tastes just like chicken!'.”

July 22, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: The LEGO Movie
“‘benny walks up to batman, ripping off his pants a HONEY WHERE ARE MY PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS nd getting inside him, then gently
heres yo pants calm down
whispering ‘do you like to move it move it’
batman strokes abraham lincoln’s butt while chanting dark horse by katy perry. ‘i love to move it move it’
'this has gotten out of my control' said ventruvius and flew away on the homo kitty unicorn
good cop walks in and draws faces on everyone
dumbledore screams”

Fandom: The LEGO Movie

“‘benny walks up to batman, ripping off his pants a HONEY WHERE ARE MY PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS nd getting inside him, then gently

heres yo pants calm down

whispering ‘do you like to move it move it’

batman strokes abraham lincoln’s butt while chanting dark horse by katy perry. ‘i love to move it move it’

'this has gotten out of my control' said ventruvius and flew away on the homo kitty unicorn

good cop walks in and draws faces on everyone

dumbledore screams”

3:20 pm
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
“‘YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! IM A CHRISTIAN.’ The blue hedgehog, known as Ogivile by family Sonic by friends, yelled back at the crowd
'That ploy will not work anymore spawn of SATIN!'”

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! IM A CHRISTIAN.’ The blue hedgehog, known as Ogivile by family Sonic by friends, yelled back at the crowd

'That ploy will not work anymore spawn of SATIN!'”

11:30 am
Fandom: Teletubbies
"Dipsy,after hearing the news fell into a deep depression until he couldn’t take it anymore and ended his life by overdosing on sleeping pills."

Fandom: Teletubbies

"Dipsy,after hearing the news fell into a deep depression until he couldn’t take it anymore and ended his life by overdosing on sleeping pills."

7:40 am
Fandom: One Piece
“He stared at his mirror sight. He were only his underwear, and  he smiled. He smile because of the lump on the place were his ‘thingy’ should be.”

Fandom: One Piece

“He stared at his mirror sight. He were only his underwear, and  he smiled. He smile because of the lump on the place were his ‘thingy’ should be.”

3:50 am
Fandom: Magic School Bus
“And so the gang dive in the unfestered uncleansed unwashed old man blood, and aproximate their distance to the cancer. Wanda is left to pilot the bus, she knows rudimentary driving lessons since her vacation time in Iraq. The scars are still on her young inoccence mind, all the men being blasted to smithereens, all the defiled burqa women, all the poverty and hatred and war mix and burn as she pilots the eldritch devilry evil yellow vehicle, she must heal them…. she must kill! So she barfs her legs, covering them with a vile mixture of digested cabbages, tomato and butter unfestered sandwiches, robin eggs, putrid fox carrion, aborted placentas and taiwanese fetuses. She mixes all of that into a devil asian medicinal potion of the element of Wood in order to destroy them.”

Fandom: Magic School Bus

“And so the gang dive in the unfestered uncleansed unwashed old man blood, and aproximate their distance to the cancer. Wanda is left to pilot the bus, she knows rudimentary driving lessons since her vacation time in Iraq. The scars are still on her young inoccence mind, all the men being blasted to smithereens, all the defiled burqa women, all the poverty and hatred and war mix and burn as she pilots the eldritch devilry evil yellow vehicle, she must heal them…. she must kill! So she barfs her legs, covering them with a vile mixture of digested cabbages, tomato and butter unfestered sandwiches, robin eggs, putrid fox carrion, aborted placentas and taiwanese fetuses. She mixes all of that into a devil asian medicinal potion of the element of Wood in order to destroy them.”

July 21, 2014 10:48 pm
Fandom: DRAMAtical Murder
“‘yo angsty sex?’'fine bitch but imma touch aoba first.' But it was too late. noiz took koujack’s koujackulate shooter and put it in his mouth as if it were a steamy hot pocket.'hot on the outside, but cold on the inside,' noiz remarked. 'just like a shitty microwave job.'”

Fandom: DRAMAtical Murder

“‘yo angsty sex?’
'fine bitch but imma touch aoba first.' But it was too late. noiz took koujack’s koujackulate shooter and put it in his mouth as if it were a steamy hot pocket.
'hot on the outside, but cold on the inside,' noiz remarked. 'just like a shitty microwave job.'”

9:31 pm

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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July 19, 2014 7:20 pm

askerquestioner

wtffanfictionvoiced: You make my kokoro go doki doki, senpai. ♥

2:49 pm

2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

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