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May 20, 2013 3:50 am
Fandom: Eurovision
“Yet he still attempted to play their song on this strange hammer-piano.”

Fandom: Eurovision

“Yet he still attempted to play their song on this strange hammer-piano.”

May 19, 2013 11:26 pm

Well, the tags Im going to use are tw, kink, and content warning, whichever ones are applicable to the post. Because Dirk crawling through Jake’s colon and getting turned to poo is fucking digusting but not necessarily triggering

11:20 pm

yaoiyaoidaze answered your question: Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are…

maybe put a kink warning on it, like kink:watersports or something like that

Boom

Winner winner chicken dinner

11:19 pm

prismaticpastry answered your question: Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are…

“oh god ew” warning?

Ive seriously considered that before

11:16 pm

Okay so I use trigger warnings for things that are well, triggering. But sometimes I get submissions that need some kind of warning, like I just queued one that involved urination, and I think that kind of thing should be tagged. I dont necessarily think urination is “tw worthy,” but I still think it needs something. Should I start using like ‘archive warnings’ or something?

May 18, 2013 9:55 pm

> “Fandom: Eurovision

3:50 am
Fandom: Doctor Who
“The doctor took a deep breath before shuffling to the door, but his rock hard bladder made it hard for him to move and not wet himself.”

Fandom: Doctor Who

“The doctor took a deep breath before shuffling to the door, but his rock hard bladder made it hard for him to move and not wet himself.”

May 17, 2013 7:10 pm
Fandom:  Bible
“das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said ‘bby, r u redy?’
‘no’
dam gasped and crid very hrd ‘y u do dis to me, bby gurl?’
Lilith say: ‘I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate’
‘but I wnt to be dinomate’ adam crid evin hrder.
‘no’”

Fandom:  Bible

“das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said ‘bby, r u redy?’

‘no’

dam gasped and crid very hrd ‘y u do dis to me, bby gurl?’

Lilith say: ‘I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate’

‘but I wnt to be dinomate’ adam crid evin hrder.

‘no’”

3:20 pm
Fandom: PewDiePie/Cry
“Pewdie didn’t want to go slow, but knew he had to, otherwise he’d injure cry. He eased himself into his partner, and stopped when he was halfway in. God Cry was so damn tight! He had to be a virgin…. Well… at least to anal sex.”

Fandom: PewDiePie/Cry

“Pewdie didn’t want to go slow, but knew he had to, otherwise he’d injure cry. He eased himself into his partner, and stopped when he was halfway in. God Cry was so damn tight! He had to be a virgin…. Well… at least to anal sex.”

11:30 am
Fandom: My Little Pony/Avengers Crossover
“Suddenly, the doors of the living room burst open, and from it stepped in a soaked, butt-naked Tony Dash.‘Guys, look!’ Tony Dash said ‘I have another finger in between my legs, but I don’t know how to make it move’ Dash stopped what she was saying when she saw Nick Fury on the screen ‘Is that a pirate?’‘What? No, I’m not a pirate!’”

Fandom: My Little Pony/Avengers Crossover

“Suddenly, the doors of the living room burst open, and from it stepped in a soaked, butt-naked Tony Dash.

‘Guys, look!’ Tony Dash said ‘I have another finger in between my legs, but I don’t know how to make it move’ Dash stopped what she was saying when she saw Nick Fury on the screen ‘Is that a pirate?’

‘What? No, I’m not a pirate!’”