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April 18, 2014 11:30 am
Fandom: Adventure Time
“Both girls turned to look. It was Fin, the demonic malefactor of this almost-to-be-tragedy. He was grinning in a rapist way, his face beginning to display acne, a hand rubbing his dirty, one inch cock, exposed for everyone to see.
'You might want to get on your knees and suck it!' he threatened pervertly.
'How dare you treat your own friends like this!?' roared Marceline in her bat form, 'Bubblegum almost died because of you!'
'What a shame, I like dead chicks. They don’t fight back.'”

Fandom: Adventure Time

“Both girls turned to look. It was Fin, the demonic malefactor of this almost-to-be-tragedy. He was grinning in a rapist way, his face beginning to display acne, a hand rubbing his dirty, one inch cock, exposed for everyone to see.

'You might want to get on your knees and suck it!' he threatened pervertly.

'How dare you treat your own friends like this!?' roared Marceline in her bat form, 'Bubblegum almost died because of you!'

'What a shame, I like dead chicks. They don’t fight back.'”

April 12, 2014 11:30 am
wtffanfictionillustrated:

"LOL one day in Africa or some shit simba was fuckin nala. nala was all like ‘ohhhhh yea that d is awesomesauce’ and simba was like ‘yeah slut take it’.
nala turned around and bitch slapped his ass. ‘don’t you call me a slut you fucker!’ then she stole simba’s ferrari and left him to get blue balls.”
you’re welcome

wtffanfictionillustrated:

"LOL one day in Africa or some shit simba was fuckin nala. nala was all like ‘ohhhhh yea that d is awesomesauce’ and simba was like ‘yeah slut take it’.

nala turned around and bitch slapped his ass. ‘don’t you call me a slut you fucker!’ then she stole simba’s ferrari and left him to get blue balls.”

you’re welcome

7:40 am
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3:50 am
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wtffanfictionvoiced:

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Credit goes to WTFFanfiction and the original author.

April 11, 2014 9:35 pm 8:39 am

askerquestioner

natural-log: My bf is allergic to latex. Has anyone been able to find fun (glow in the dark, etc) non latex condoms?

Anyone?

April 9, 2014 10:57 pm

askerquestioner

musical-medic: For some reason I didn't think banana flavored condoms actually existed. They do, and I bought one. It's pretty funny to me.

one time in my freshman photography class in hs my friends and i had a huge discussion about flavored condoms, including banana flavored ones

10:53 pm

askerquestioner

extremebooty: Are we talking about weird condoms here? It's not exactly weird but a guy had 5 dicks and he put his dicks into a latex glove and used that as a condom

thats

really creative actually

10:49 pm

askerquestioner

porcelainqueer: I once read a fanfic where the condom was made of Elsa's ice.

11:30 am
Fandom: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
“‘Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I’m blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I’ll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I’ll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I’ll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue,  thought the Notebook.”

Fandom: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

“‘Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I’m blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I’ll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I’ll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I’ll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue,  thought the Notebook.”