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August 28, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: BBC Sherlcok
“‘WHO MADE THAT JUMPER? YOUR BLIND MOTHER?’'ACTUALLY, YEAH,' ANSWERED JOHN. 'CONSIDERING THAT SHE’S BLIND, IT’S PRETTY WELL CRAFTED. SHE’S GOT A CHAIN OF BUSINESSES ALL ALONG THE WEST COAST.'”

Fandom: BBC Sherlcok

“‘WHO MADE THAT JUMPER? YOUR BLIND MOTHER?’

'ACTUALLY, YEAH,' ANSWERED JOHN. 'CONSIDERING THAT SHE’S BLIND, IT’S PRETTY WELL CRAFTED. SHE’S GOT A CHAIN OF BUSINESSES ALL ALONG THE WEST COAST.'”

3:50 am
Fandom: Homestuck
“The front looks like a menstruating puma very eagerly backed into your battle rammer. The back looks like someone took a long and enthusiastic piss right up your asshole.”

Fandom: Homestuck

“The front looks like a menstruating puma very eagerly backed into your battle rammer. The back looks like someone took a long and enthusiastic piss right up your asshole.”

August 27, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Clerks
"Their tongues sought one another at the same time, eager and slippery and wrapping around each other like hungry baby eels."

Fandom: Clerks

"Their tongues sought one another at the same time, eager and slippery and wrapping around each other like hungry baby eels."

3:20 pm
Fandom: Supernatural
“The thing about sweatpants is the elastic band makes them very easy to pull down. Not always good in gym class, but ideal when you’re trying to surreptitiously jack off your little brother in the back seat of a car while your dad is driving.”

Fandom: Supernatural

“The thing about sweatpants is the elastic band makes them very easy to pull down. Not always good in gym class, but ideal when you’re trying to surreptitiously jack off your little brother in the back seat of a car while your dad is driving.”

11:30 am
Fandom: Homestuck
"By the time you lick at the seam in her scarab, it’s already easing open. Pretty soon it’s going to split into two perfect halves. A tiger’s head made of sand is going to rise from the desert. A true diamond in the rough. Open motherfucking sesame, let’s get to this magic lamp—
Whoomp, there it is. Downtown Megidosville is open for business.”

Fandom: Homestuck

"By the time you lick at the seam in her scarab, it’s already easing open. Pretty soon it’s going to split into two perfect halves. A tiger’s head made of sand is going to rise from the desert. A true diamond in the rough. Open motherfucking sesame, let’s get to this magic lamp—

Whoomp, there it is. Downtown Megidosville is open for business.”

7:40 am
Fandom: Homestuck
"Your dick is harder than the Texas bar exam."

Fandom: Homestuck

"Your dick is harder than the Texas bar exam."

3:50 am
Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
“‘OH MY GOD!’ Goku screamed and he came in the sky sending liquified pleasure all over the townsfulk below.”

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z

“‘OH MY GOD!’ Goku screamed and he came in the sky sending liquified pleasure all over the townsfulk below.”

August 26, 2014 7:10 pm
Fandom: Captain America
“‘Oh shit,’ Captain Gaymerica says quietly, echoed by the Wiener Soldier’s louder moan of, ‘Oh, shit.’”

Fandom: Captain America

“‘Oh shit,’ Captain Gaymerica says quietly, echoed by the Wiener Soldier’s louder moan of, ‘Oh, shit.’”

3:20 pm
Fandom: Captain America
"It’s like Steve looked at his metal arm and thought ‘Challenge Accepted.’
'Goddamn it, Steve, why do you want my fist up your ass?' Bucky growls in frustration.”

Fandom: Captain America

"It’s like Steve looked at his metal arm and thought ‘Challenge Accepted.’

'Goddamn it, Steve, why do you want my fist up your ass?' Bucky growls in frustration.”

11:30 am
Fandom: Captain America
“‘I’ve got a vibrator stuck in my ass,’ he said.”

Fandom: Captain America

“‘I’ve got a vibrator stuck in my ass,’ he said.”