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October 21, 2014 7:40 am
Fandom: Doctor Who
“‘I knew it,’ breathed Rose in awe. ‘I knew you were somewhere, waiting for me. And now we can be together, the way we were always meant to be.’The leather jacket said nothing, but it lay on the floor looking so leathery and jackety that words were unnecessary.”

Fandom: Doctor Who

“‘I knew it,’ breathed Rose in awe. ‘I knew you were somewhere, waiting for me. And now we can be together, the way we were always meant to be.’

The leather jacket said nothing, but it lay on the floor looking so leathery and jackety that words were unnecessary.”

3:50 am
Fandom: Hetalia
"banana frown as america lick the banana seductivly. ‘why are you doing this, america’ the banane said. ‘don’t you love me’
america laughed. ‘of course i love you, that why i want you inside of me’
he put his lips over the banana and grazed his teeth on it, leaving light marks and licking his teeth, tasting the bananer as it moaned
'i-i guess i understand. you can eat me then, america' the banana maoned out, unable to blush (because its a banana)
america grinned, then licked all the way up the banana, a groan escaping his throat. once he reach the top, he bit the banana, causing it to moan out.
another bite. and another, adn another
bananet was inside america
america lay on the couch, letting out a deep sigh. ‘lets do that again sometime, bananan’ he spoke, patting his belly.
banana dient respond and america grins
they together 4ever (at least until america poo)”

Fandom: Hetalia

"banana frown as america lick the banana seductivly. ‘why are you doing this, america’ the banane said. ‘don’t you love me’

america laughed. ‘of course i love you, that why i want you inside of me’

he put his lips over the banana and grazed his teeth on it, leaving light marks and licking his teeth, tasting the bananer as it moaned

'i-i guess i understand. you can eat me then, america' the banana maoned out, unable to blush (because its a banana)

america grinned, then licked all the way up the banana, a groan escaping his throat. once he reach the top, he bit the banana, causing it to moan out.

another bite. and another, adn another

bananet was inside america

america lay on the couch, letting out a deep sigh. ‘lets do that again sometime, bananan’ he spoke, patting his belly.

banana dient respond and america grins

they together 4ever (at least until america poo)”

October 20, 2014 8:40 pm

edgebug:

rectumofglory:

andromedalogic:

direcartographies:

a moment of silence for all the fanfiction lost to the ravages of time, unsalvageable even by the wayback machine, condemned to its final resting place in the deactivated archives of fansites for now-syndicated television shows

rest in bytes my dear lemons and limes

October 15, 2014 10:04 pm

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

(via phantomdoodler)

7:10 pm

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

(via mmmakishimaaa)

3:20 pm
Fandom: Homestar Runner
"Homestar was so rediculously happy. He was just in his own little world over there, humming and scrubbing, running those invisible hands all over himself. He was such a cutie. nd, man, he was hung like a fuckin’…
Stop that. Coach Z reprimaned himself, turning away from Homestar.”

Fandom: Homestar Runner

"Homestar was so rediculously happy. He was just in his own little world over there, humming and scrubbing, running those invisible hands all over himself. He was such a cutie. nd, man, he was hung like a fuckin’…

Stop that. Coach Z reprimaned himself, turning away from Homestar.”

11:30 am
Fandom: Bandom
"SUDENYL
PET WENTS POPS OWT UF BRENDOJS BUT CHECKS AND JUPMS UN SRAHS BOOBIEZ ND TEN IZ FUL SISE!1!1!!!
'PET WUNTS!' BRBEKDJ YELS 
'BREDOND URINE!1” PET YELS BAK
SUDENLY AGAN
PETRICJ STUMPZ SHOWZ UP!1!1!”

Fandom: Bandom

"SUDENYL

PET WENTS POPS OWT UF BRENDOJS BUT CHECKS AND JUPMS UN SRAHS BOOBIEZ ND TEN IZ FUL SISE!1!1!!!

'PET WUNTS!' BRBEKDJ YELS 

'BREDOND URINE!1” PET YELS BAK

SUDENLY AGAN

PETRICJ STUMPZ SHOWZ UP!1!1!”

7:40 am
Fandom: American Horror Story/Spongebob Squarepants
"Patrick stuck his big, pink shaft in Tate’s anus. Tate moaned, pleasure in his voice. Patrick was sticking it in deep, practically ramming it in. Tate screamed, ‘Give it to me, Daddy!’ Patrick stopped. ‘No, this is Patrick,’ he said."

Fandom: American Horror Story/Spongebob Squarepants

"Patrick stuck his big, pink shaft in Tate’s anus. Tate moaned, pleasure in his voice. Patrick was sticking it in deep, practically ramming it in. Tate screamed, ‘Give it to me, Daddy!’ Patrick stopped. ‘No, this is Patrick,’ he said."

3:50 am
Fandom: Star Wars Rebels/Steven Universe
“Chopper very much hated, so he fired red lasers from his optics and burned Hera’s nipples. The dark green skin was burned into a black crisp, leaving the bloody milk ducts, basically a red, porous surface akin to lotus pods or surinam toad backs. They quickly lactated, but the light and heat fermented the milk and turned it into cheese, each pore blocked with a delicious yellow colby cheese ball.”

Fandom: Star Wars Rebels/Steven Universe

“Chopper very much hated, so he fired red lasers from his optics and burned Hera’s nipples. The dark green skin was burned into a black crisp, leaving the bloody milk ducts, basically a red, porous surface akin to lotus pods or surinam toad backs. They quickly lactated, but the light and heat fermented the milk and turned it into cheese, each pore blocked with a delicious yellow colby cheese ball.”

October 14, 2014 9:58 pm